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(OTOH, they have odd standards. Remember how they tried to make Fred Thompson into every woman's fantasy? )
In any event, now that they've decided on two former Montgomery Wards catalog models, I'm sure we'll be hearing about how "hot" they are - both from the GOP men who grew up obsessing over their type when they appeared in the underwear pages of the catalog, and the GOP women who yearn for a little beefcake in their lives, having toiled under Pillsbury Dough Boys for decades.
I'm not one who can really pick out which men are truly hot and which are not. But I think, given Ryan's high profile for the past several years, that if he were all that, it would have made the news already. (Quayle has virtually invisible before Bush picked him.)
This is basically what the GOP thinks of women voters. They think that if a male candidate is attractive enough, women will just be too smitten to delve deeply into what he stands for. They don't respect women one bit.
Sex with Democrats tends to be more tender and loving, and they make better LTR partners. But if what you are looking for is NSA, Olympic quality fucking involving devices, costumes, special kinds of furniture, well, the GOP has it in abundance. The state with the country's highest amount of online porn consumption? Utah. When Dems get busted, its for something so tame it's boring-like sexting or using a cigar. When Republicans get busted, its for public sex at an airport, getting high on meth with a prostitute, or hiring a DC madam to dress them up and spank them. HOT!
Paul Ryan, I've never fucked you. But I'll bet that when I do, it'll be the craziest batshit sex my dick has ever seen. Wooot!
that is very responsible.
it is certainly smart to make sure everyone is on board when you set out to commit murder.
loose ends are so messy......
...and I guess I kind of always assumed that Paul Constant was gay. Was I wrong?
it is also very kind.
your babies are much much better off dead than raised by you.
they, and society at large, support and applaud your decision.....
I'm very embarrassed that my (original) home state keeps repeatedly sending this evildoer to Washington.
Wisconsin, I thought I knew ya!
Don't stick your dick in crazy (plumbing may vary).
According to Ryan's Wikipedia page, the Democrats in his district sent the same candidate to be defeated by him more times than Darcy Burner has run for Congress.
now now.....
spare us your indignant buttsore snark.
we meant every word of it.
there are things worse than being murdered by your parents.
namely,
depending on the kind of folks they are,
being raised by them.
we think Liberal abortion is a swell thing.
for Liberal's babies and for America.
please please promise us you will abort each and every baby that has the misfortune to be conceived by you....
catsandbanjos, I will agree that Michelle Malkin is a lovely woman when her face is in repose. But too often, she looks like this.
http://www.hip-hopkings.com/wp-content/u…
Perhaps it's a medical affliction, in which case, you would think she'd get some help.
Seriously, he's pretty good looking for his age. He has good hair for a middle-aged guy, a nice (if vacant) smile, and is in pretty decent shape for mid-40s. I totally get the attractive rep.
Fortunately for democrats, Barack Obama is WAY hotter. I would make sweet, sweet love with that man for hours. Mmm...
whatever it takes.
Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed it, but in the pictures I have seen his suits look a little too large. What kind of a ticket is it if the presidential candidate can't find a pair of jeans that fits properly and the vp candidate doesn't have a suit that fits?
@26 Consider yourself Slut Shamed (I kid).
Maybe it's just me, but Randians just don't seem like the GGG type.
you do kid, don't you....
you want Real America to pay more taxes to raise the filthy unwanted spawn of Liberals, when instead we can just let them murder their baybeeeez?
no thanks.
of course the crime rate went down when Liberals started slaughtering their filthy spawn. you could have seen that one coming a million miles away.
so here's the deal:
1-we will not raise taxes.
2-you can murder your children with impunity (and your homosexuals as well, if you want a cure for AIDS find it your fucking self....)
3-we will continue speaking The Inconvenient Truth.
K?
yes he was voted "biggest brown noser" of the year...
Hard to find someone attractive who isn't rational enough to support same-sex marriage, reproductive rights, etc.
...And that leads naturally to @30's winning meme, which has been noted previously.
you really should get out some....
"He was attractive until he opened his mouth and started talking."
I do think it's amazing that, despite what Beavis and Butthead told me many years ago, you can indeed polish a turd.
Given that your gene pool doesn't have a deep end (which is fine, as long as your offspring doesn't take innocent people with them when they decide to go for the gold in a Darwinian sense) we can easily bring the population down.
the Dude is busy snorting meth in an airport bathroom with a prostitute he's paid to dress up like Santa Claus and spank him while he dangles from a leather harness tied to the bathroom ceiling.
in other words, it's your average Saturday night out for a Gay republican.
I'm certain he will post again after Church tomorrow. no doubt to scold us all for lusting after such an upright member of Congress.
Even when I try to think about it objectively though... Obama is just way hotter.
His and Obama's appearance elicits a yawn to me.
Even intelligent women sometimes vote for a handsome man. Clinton, for instance.
And, thanks for those other refreshing comments. Yes, I'm not a paid shrill. I always thought folks were saying it tongue-in-cheek, but I think some actually believe it!
@53: I suppose everyone would need meth to get horny enough to get it on with Santa in an airport bathroom as you described; but no, my Saturday nights are delightfully dull in comparison with highlights being hosting small dinner parties.
I vote with my dick. I mean that literally. I use my erect penis to pull the curtain shut behind me, select the candidates of my choosing, and pull the lever to open the curtain after I leave. When voting in states that have voter ID laws, I use my penis to reach into my pocket and withdraw my wallet to present my driving license. I also sign my name in their silly little book with my erect penis.
I then spooge all over the poll workers and any observers that might be present that day. Sort of like offering someone an after-dinner mint, only not.
http://bit.ly/PcQwhq
It gets better.
http://bachmanneyezed.tumblr.com/
And, of course, that's how conservatives LIKE their women. The amount of bleach sold to the wives of republican candidates probably keeps L'Oreal in business.
Serenity now... insanity later.