Vodka in plastic bottles is nasty to start with. Warm it up in the sun, and it'll taste like paint thinner. Bleh.

And sugar is no good for you. Didn't you get the memo?

So, I'd suggest using the vodka for an alcohol fire and popping the ants in an old pie plate to make a nice all-protein snack.

There ya go!

By the way, I hope they raise the minimum wage soon, so you folks at The Stranger can stop fantasizing about free food and booze and go buy your own.