OpenSecrets has Paul Ryan worth as much as $3.2 million: http://www.opensecrets.org/pfds/CIDsumma… The whole point of Social Security and Medicare is to keep old people from dying in the streets in case they DON'T have well-off family members to watch over them.

Can't wait for Paul Ryan to go rogue.

Paul Ryan is socialite-millionaire Mitt Romney's trusty ward.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8srLbNi…

Ok, which one is The Joker and which one is The Riddler?

Go ahead and hide behind your mom Paulie. So Atlas PX90 is going to head on down to The Villages and talk a bunch of well to do old people who already got theirs out of screwing everyone who comes after them.
That is the main problem with politics today – the decisions are made by a bunch of myopic assholes with no skin in the game because they are all so fucking old they will be dead before their horrible policies take effect.
Their biggest worry should be trying to convince the makers of Metamucil to offer a gin or scotch flavored variant not how they can best fuck the rest of America.

Mitt and Paul are clearly a buddy cop movie. Mitt is Danny Glover, Paul is Mel Gibson. Only less black and less blatantly racist, obviously.

The Villages are split up into 10 districts. I say every year, we take one male and one female from each of the ten districts and hold a giant, Florida-themed deathmatch. These sacrifices, of course, are held in honor of the glory of the rest of the nation.