"Product Has a Thousand Uses"

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I had a friend leave one of those at my house! I have never used it and this article has convinced me to continue not using it!

Zog in PDX on August 21, 2012 at 11:34 AM

Um.

Wow.

Will in Seattle on August 21, 2012 at 11:35 AM

I've been reading the reviews. [God], that's funny.

Allyn on August 21, 2012 at 11:47 AM

The last model I used was the 541R. After it killed my dog, I swore I'd never use another banana slicer, but it looks like they worked that bug out of the design.

MacCrocodile on August 21, 2012 at 11:51 AM

This thing CRIES OUT for a Banana Slicer Cleaner, maybe 18 small bristle brushes mounted vertically on a dishwasher-safe base.

*pittypattypittypattypittypatty* [runs off to the patent ...making place]

rob! on August 21, 2012 at 11:56 AM

How long until someone at Amazon deletes the reviews for being frivolous or something? Delightful.

thatsnotright on August 21, 2012 at 12:00 PM

@6, Amazon is usually pretty good about leaving up reviews like these, search '3 wolf moon t-shirt' and 'tuscan milk' for other Amazon review-y goodness.

sloegin on August 21, 2012 at 1:05 PM

Or, for horrifyingly "funny" comments,

http://www.amazon.com/Touched-The-Jerry-…

For Jerry Sandusky's biography. Written pre-trial obviously.

Sandiai on August 21, 2012 at 2:30 PM

At 1:06. Haven't you ever seen a sliced banana before?

kk in seattle on August 21, 2012 at 5:10 PM

the thing we know as a banana (technically a Cavendish Banana) was man made and not "natural" (Take THAT creationist banana fondlers!) But it is also run into trouble as a plant and real scientist believe we are seeing its end of days. Once we have no more sweet bananas will they sell this as a plantain slicer? Seems like a smaller market.

frankdawg on August 22, 2012 at 6:30 AM