Blogs Aug 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm

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1
That hover bike is going to be my main form of transportation at Burning Man this year. But I'm going to arrive by SkyCrane, naturally.
2
Two humans, two droids and no questions asked. That was the expensive part, as Han points out.
3
NOTE: Luke Skywalker's land speeder sale (2000) only covered the down payment on the Tattooine-Alderaan run. Obi-Wan Kenobi had to promise Han Solo an additional 15,000 when they reached Alderaan.
4
@3,

Although Solo himself admitted it was too much and that the "old man" must have been desperate.
5
But at that price, Luke and Kenobi could have bought their own spaceship.

But then again, who would fly it?

Well, Luke probably could have... he's not a half bad pilot himself.
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@5,

And, given that Mos Eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, it's a good bet that they would have gotten a lousy deal on a ship, assuming it was even spaceworthy.
7
Just what humans need: another unbearably loud fossile fuel burning way to become obese and impracticably get nowhere really dangerously fast.
8
"Just what humans need: another unbearably loud fossile fuel burning way to become obese and impracticably get nowhere really dangerously fast."

Fuck yeah!
9
I'm still looking for a vehicle to bulls-eye womp rats.
10
What a hunk of junk!
11
@9,
I have a T-16 back home you can use.
12
Damn, I was way too late for this party.

All the jokes that instantly popped into my head have all been made.

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