She might be lactose intolerant.

Why are these Korean dolls anglo ? I guess it must be a commentary on how "gassy" and disgusting white Americans are...

We don't need none of them new-fangled toys. At our house the kids make their own farts.

When I opened the door and approached my two-year-old's crib this morning she greeted me with, "I fart! I made a fart!"

And good morning to you too, dear!