At first I was wondering about the choice of a gun from socialist Europe, but going through the list of American arms manufacturers, none sounded as feminine as Beretta.
How do you know they're gonna be bad parents? Worse, you imply that they're gonna be criminally monstrous parents! Yeah, it's a stupid name but so what? Anyway, I know you're kidding, but yeesh, first time I've heard a "bet they torture, rape and murder their new baby!" joke.
At least I can go to Slog to find out what the Palin clan is up to. I'm shocked Tim hasn't hired a special reporter to just report on that group of has-been's that The Stranger is obsessed with.
"This is pretty much an Every Child Needs a Mother and Father waiting to happen."
Levi isnt the brightest bulb, but give the couple a chance. To imply that child will grow up abused or neglected, kinda makes you look like an asshole.
Man, rough couple of days for you guys.
First Ryan Reynolds, now this.
Breeze, though. Poor kid.
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Levi isnt the brightest bulb, but give the couple a chance. To imply that child will grow up abused or neglected, kinda makes you look like an asshole.