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Mitt Romney, Keeping a Low Profile, Flies on Hair Force One

Paul Constant
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He'll at least claim to have come up with a better name. But he won't speak it where any media might hear him.
kitsapien on September 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM Report this
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What about the Profuse Goose? The Spirit of Latter-Day Saint Louis? The Enola Better Not Be Gay? I could do this all day, if I knew any more names of planes.
Dougsf on September 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM Report this
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I would like my first answer stricken from the record, and "Obtuse Goose" entered in it's place please. Thank you.
Dougsf on September 13, 2012 at 2:06 PM Report this
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Outsource One so far seems to be the best.
Pick1 on September 13, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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Shit Hawk Two
on September 13, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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Some of the names they've come up with are fantastic:

Outsource One
Snakes on a Plane
LuftWaffle
Urgutha Forka on September 13, 2012 at 2:12 PM Report this
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Smirky Cock Express.
biffp on September 13, 2012 at 2:13 PM Report this
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Air Force One Percent.
Proteus on September 13, 2012 at 2:14 PM Report this
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&7 I liked the Flakes/Fakes on a Plane better
Pick1 on September 13, 2012 at 2:16 PM Report this
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Titanic Airlines.
Pope Peabrain on September 13, 2012 at 2:18 PM Report this
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I would like to retract my vote for Outsource One and instead vote for Air Force 1%.
Both are good.
YoungBS on September 13, 2012 at 2:19 PM Report this
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Robo-jet
subwlf on September 13, 2012 at 2:25 PM Report this
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The You-People Express
MacCrocodile on September 13, 2012 at 2:26 PM Report this
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https://twitter.com/RafalcaRomney/status… I found the winner.
lukeiscool on September 13, 2012 at 2:28 PM Report this
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There are some real gems, but "LuftWaffle" actually made me laugh out loud.
Hernandez on September 13, 2012 at 2:33 PM Report this
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What's even more amusing are the plane names being suggested by pro-Romney folks (or anti-Obama folks or whatever they are) and how aggressively unfunny they are.
MarcVH on September 13, 2012 at 2:40 PM Report this
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LuftWaffle is hilarious!
Pope Peabrain on September 13, 2012 at 2:41 PM Report this
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Heir Force One seems the obvious choice.
Foghorn Leghorn on September 13, 2012 at 2:44 PM Report this
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@9 beat me to it for Air Force One Percent, so how about Albatross?
SPG on September 13, 2012 at 2:50 PM Report this
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@15 That is awesome.

I'm voting for @3' s "Spirit of Latter-Day Saint Louis", especially considering Lindbergh's politics in the 1930's.
Sir Vic on September 13, 2012 at 2:51 PM Report this
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I'm for Error Force One or Air Horse One.
Bhamjason on September 13, 2012 at 3:01 PM Report this
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@15, if only someone could photoshop Seamus on there.

http://i49.tinypic.com/20tml3s.jpg
biffp on September 13, 2012 at 3:07 PM Report this
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Hope people will remember what an opportunist he is. He wants to be president because he wants to be the first Mormon president and he wants to be president to prove to himself how deserving he is. If he played football, he'd want the Heisman.

None of these reasons will make him a good leader.
Bauhaus I on September 13, 2012 at 3:20 PM Report this
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when's your open-air rally at pike place market, mitt? don't give up on WA state, you're only 18 points down!
Max Solomon on September 13, 2012 at 3:33 PM Report this
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Has anybody come up with Hair Furor yet? (Old Erica C. Barnett line about Peter Steinbrueck's erstwhile tonsorial deportment.)
rob! on September 13, 2012 at 3:36 PM Report this
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I don't know about the plane, but a good name for Romney himself might be The Bermuda Triangulator.
Brooklyn Reader on September 13, 2012 at 3:49 PM Report this
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@15,
Photoshop it on an airplane elevator and it'd be golden.
Urgutha Forka on September 13, 2012 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Massachusetts Über Alles
biffp on September 13, 2012 at 4:25 PM Report this
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Fucktard Flymobile, or is that too harsh?
KevinW on September 13, 2012 at 5:56 PM Report this
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This post, its associated comments, and the Twitter suggestions brightened a very long day. Thanks, all.
Knat on September 13, 2012 at 8:13 PM Report this
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My, you're all really bright today.

Disturbingly Nazi-name-ish, but bright.
sarah70 on September 13, 2012 at 9:22 PM Report this

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