"I found myself in a restaurant/bar featuring two TV sets" is a very important component of this piece. Perhaps you could elaborate in your Artist's Statement? (Remember to include "juxtapose" more than once in order to maximize your artistic XP.)
David, am I a terrible person b/c I like to watch that Alyssa Milano commercial, just so I can laugh at the way she pronounces "quarters" as "korters"? Yes I am.