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Girl Power Is Making Rush Limbaugh's Dick Disappear

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1
I'm sure Rush can buy another fast car to compensate temporarily, but at some point this is going to affect his sex tourism trips.
delirian on September 21, 2012 at 2:50 PM Report this
2
Sounds to me like Rush is the one blaming Bush.
Cracker Jack on September 21, 2012 at 2:54 PM Report this
3
This is bullshit! My penis has increased in size over 300% in just the last 30 seconds!
Fnarf on September 21, 2012 at 3:09 PM Report this
4
What can we do to make the rest of him disappear? Its a large task, I realize...
MarkyMark on September 21, 2012 at 3:12 PM Report this
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It's not that his penis has shrunk. He has Donelaps disease. His belly done laps over his belt.
Pope Peabrain on September 21, 2012 at 3:12 PM Report this
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@2,
ZING!

But yeah, Rush pulled that one out of his ass. Yeah, it's gotta be feminism.

You could just as easily say it's due to the increase in the number of shitty movies out there. Or shitty TV. Or, more likely... shitty radio programs.
Urgutha Forka on September 21, 2012 at 3:13 PM Report this
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If you don't have a big dick, at least you can still *be* a big dick.
very bad homo on September 21, 2012 at 3:16 PM Report this
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OT but FYI (or FSI: For Somebody's Information) I really hate than immobile banner ad across the bottom of the screen. It's worse than those annoying Meebo toolbars, in that there's no way to make it go away.
Aurora Erratic on September 21, 2012 at 3:19 PM Report this
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Just because you can't see it anymore doesn't mean it's shrinking.
Hernandez on September 21, 2012 at 3:20 PM Report this
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@8, click on the translucent part above the add. It goes away.

Bohica on September 21, 2012 at 3:34 PM Report this
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I'm guessing it's a combination of feminazis and prescription drug abuse.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29WlDIl0Qbo/TP…
tiktok on September 21, 2012 at 3:53 PM Report this
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Even if he was trying to tie rise in use of hormonal birth control with estrogen in the water supply with male development, it'd be a huge (unbelievable) stretch.
doceb on September 21, 2012 at 3:58 PM Report this
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It's probably endocrine disruptors in the environment.
I have always been... east coaster on September 21, 2012 at 4:03 PM Report this
14
Every so often I tune into Rush in the hopes that I will hear him have a fatal heart attack on the air. So far no good, but it won't be long. Maybe when Republicans lose the House in November?
Gurldoggie on September 21, 2012 at 4:08 PM Report this
15
Male fish are developing female organs now. Hmmm....must be political.
SPG on September 21, 2012 at 4:08 PM Report this
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I confess. I helped. I'm partially responsible for Rush's shrinking penis. It's a filthy job but someone had to do it. At an opportune moment in my dark past, I had idle hands, and the Devil came by and asked if he could use them as playthings.
Luisa on September 21, 2012 at 5:38 PM Report this
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Either it's my fault (for decorating the edges of my visualisation wall chart with bee dicks, or it's the estrogen in the water from all the petrochemicals.

I first learned about this stuff from the plastic wars; http://vimeo.com/11587810
A short film made in 2001 by David Thrussell
doloresdaphne on September 21, 2012 at 5:44 PM Report this
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I love this story, and am losing weight from having to think about Rush Limbaugh's penis.
SRJ on September 21, 2012 at 6:51 PM Report this
19
Someone sounds defensive about the effects of his opiate addiction.
K3 on September 21, 2012 at 10:51 PM Report this
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That was such obvious trolling. You didn't need to take the bait.
sirkowski on September 22, 2012 at 12:54 AM Report this
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http://www.salon.com/1999/11/04/size/?mo…

FYI
Rob in Baltimore on September 22, 2012 at 10:59 AM Report this
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@7 FTW

@0: "A recent Italian study found that the average male penis size has shrunk 10 percent over the last 50 years."

And how has the average female penis size fared over the same time period?

@8: Welcome to a better world.

@all: This is funny.
Ipso Facto on September 22, 2012 at 3:30 PM Report this
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Does Limpbag ever joke on his show? Wonder how you would tell because this rant sounds like a joke.
Patricia Kayden on September 22, 2012 at 6:50 PM Report this
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Agreeing with @22 on, "@7 FTW."
rowan redwing on September 23, 2012 at 12:43 AM Report this
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Oh, oh! It was me! If no one else will claim the honour I will!
I AM DICKSHRINKUS!!
Skye Blu on September 23, 2012 at 9:03 PM Report this
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The only thing that study proves is that men have gotten more honest over the last fifty years. :P
Sierra Clives on September 24, 2012 at 1:10 AM Report this
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Of course, if you actually read the study it says that it's likely caused by obesity, high fat diets and pollution. So, Rush is the poster child for tiny dicks. Frankly, I don't think this is surprising at all.

BTW ladies, I eat a lot of low fat, no pollution veggies from my garden and I'm a slim 180lbs... Just sayin'.
Root on September 24, 2012 at 9:02 AM Report this

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