Ooooh. Dan is so masculine and mounting. Hogtie his ass, Dan, and put him behind bars. Take all his clothes so he has no chance to escape. Now, it's time for some slapping around. Soon he'll be singing like a songbird.
@7 - Yeah... I wonder if Dan will get in trouble at home for that revealing post. I have noticed more subtle references to preferences and experiences from Dan recently.
I laughed at "Let him come!" And since my brain switched to dirty mode at that point (or maybe it was already there), I also giggled at the reference to fists and the panel that says "You're asking for it! I'll let you have it!" Meeyow.
If you squint your eyes, the guy with the knife kinda looks like Terry.
...and if you're wrestling Terry, that's OK too.
:-D
I will give you ten dollars if you'll wear that hat all day every day for a month.
On the other hand if one of the combatants were Jean Cretien then he'd be free to choke the other guy.