you mean a taco

I believe this is a quesadilla.

That's the sort of thing only a stoner or a hipster would say, so I can't imagine who the culprit might be.

If you people have never put chips in a sandwich before, it is you who are the fools.

Wait, that's a really good idea.

Why am I not eating this right now? This is my favorite food forever and ever. Someone bring me my fattest pants.

So... two large slices of fresh, wood-fired sourdough with a layered stack of nacho chips, cheese, onions, tomatoes, jalapenos, olives, etc in-between?

No officer, I don't know the sandwich you're looking for... *gentle lady burp*

I want these served at the next Slog Happy.

I'm picturing a torta roll, spread generously with refried beans and guac, a layer pico de gallo and a pile of warm corn chips covered with melty cheese (you could throw some shredded chicken or pork in here if wanted). Sounds awesome.

@10: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AND GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH!