Gee, I wish I could have predicted the 'analysis' by hard-hitting 'journalist' Eli Slanders. Biden better wear a chastity belt over his asshole when he comes to town lest he be raped by man-crushing sycophants from the Stranger.
@3: Not all men wear wedding rings. My grandfather, who has been married for 70 years, has never worn one. It doesn't look like he has ring marks or tan lines on his finger, so it's possible he doesn't have a wedding ring.
Reminds me of Mel Brooks early standup bit, Man of A Thousand Faces.
Disheveled Martha Raddatz Scampers To Moderator's Desk In Long Whitesnake T-Shirt