OK, you can work on being less fat and less stupid, but "stay short"? That's just mean.

Lotsa short folks are fit and smart and cool.

Kelly:

I hope you're held partially responsible for any damage caused by the future handy work from any of these graffiti "artists" as your post advertises their work as something desirable. I don't want to see, stop, read, or think about vandalism any more than necessary. Thanks to you and this idiotic post, your fellow Seattle neighbors will likely be subject to much more of this god awful mess.

BTW: Placement of graffiti or stickers on the front side of a road sign is illegal in Seattle. I'd be curious if the city attorney would consider your promotion of these "best photo fun" examples of vandalism as aiding and abetting illegal activity. Your conviction and payment of a hefty fine might actually cause someone to "stop," "read," and "think" about the consequences of sophomoric behavior for more than a few seconds.

May the vapors of a 1,000 spray paint cans invade your breathing space whenever you promote graffiti again.

Hey! That's my Rez truck!

Somebody really hates babies.

No but for real fuck every inch of people who use postal stickers for vandalism. Buy your own goddamn graffiti supplies. Don't sink an already under-attack public good for the sake of your shitty joke.

Where's shitBarf and spring break with the saggy titties? Those are my faves.

@8 I'm relieved and a little scared that I wasn't the only one hoping to see spring break (saggy tits).

If the person who wrote "you are loved" on that wall at photo number 3 is reading this, can you please tell me how you could know that? Who, specifically are you saying loves me? And how would you know?

@3. Does the stick up your butt cause you much discomfort?

As Randy Newman said, Short people have no reason to live.

Apparently others agree.

As a very vertically-challenged person, I just smile. We are greener (take up less space and we smile a lot on planes as others shift in discomfort) and we just don't care what you over-used pituitary cases think.

@ 11
Sometimes everybody is at some point or another:

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