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If he's wrong, he promised to go away forever, right?
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Did he broadcast this from his base on the moon?
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@2, he's going to Mars. Wasn't he wrong in his prediction that his second wife would die before he started boning Calista?
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A noteworthy republican figure predicts a republican win???? How scandalous!
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Newt Gingrich predicts 'bad day' for Mitt Romney - MJ Lee -...‎
Politico - Feb 7, 2012

Gingrich predicts Clinton-Obama ticket - USATODAY.com‎
USA Today - Jul 29, 2007

Don't Ask' Move Would Be Ironic .‎
Telegraph-Herald - Apr 11, 1995
Newt Gingrich predicts that Congress will scrap "don't ask, don't tell" and go back to the outright ban on gays in the military.

SOOTHSAYING FOR NEW MILLENNIUM: WILL NEWT GO LIVE ON AN …‎
South Florida Sun - Sentinel - Jan 11, 1999
And Newt Gingrich predicts "permanent colonies on asteroids" by 2100.

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He's a regular Jeanne Dixon, that old Newt. Probably about as accurate too.
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The use of newts in prophecy was strictly outlawed at the last meeting of the Confederated Witches Union, when RWC* #6669 was unanimously adopted by specific broom count.

In addition to newly-arisen concerns over animal welfare, it was recognized that newts just aren't very accurate, overall. The old standbys, scrying and tea-leaf reading, are offered as alternatives.

*Revised Witches Code
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He thinks he's swingin' a 12 incher, too.
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@8:

Well, that's because of his amazing 16" hand-spread...
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The great thing about being "on the record" on Fox News is that they're perfectly happy to ignore the record when it's convenient to do so.

Nikolai Yezhov was once on the record too.
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Oh Newt... My father once told me never trust a man whose name equates his penis size. Or was it my mother who told me that?
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A Newt Gingrich prophecy is as worthwhile as a Seattle Times endorsement.
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we luvs us some newty. that guy is so much more entertaining than that sawhorse mitt the shitt.
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Sounds like Newtie's going senile.
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Planet Newt, where truth is fiction and fiction is truth. Fox News is the capital city.

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