I will shave my ass.

Poor child. And no matter how many years go by, it never gets any easier.

When I was at that age during the 80's I didn't pay any attention to elections. Heck I didn't care about the US politics. I just wanted to play outside. Yes, I did care about things happening around the world. But not to the point of crying.

Maybe she too just wants to play outside but because (and I'm just making an assumption. I don't know the whole story) the parent/s have the news on all the time and keep talking about the election and so on which is making the little girl truly tied of hearing about the election.

I'm probably wrong and if I am I do apologize.

I'm in complete agreement with Abby.

Well, there's your last minute Halloween costume idea. Bronco Bama.

Mustache of Forty Years? What about Mustache Cash Stash?

I don't have the heart to tell that little girl that what happens before the election is the least of her worries...