It's hard to get people to trust you once word gets around that you make a habit of telling everybody what they want to hear to their face and saying the exact opposite when they're not around.
I must comment on every Putin article, even though I have nothing useful to contribute...
WAIT. He's sending his SON on secret diplomatic missions? Is that going to be his official capacity if his father gets elected? Going around, cleaning up after all of Romney's stupid utterances? Because Russia is only the first stop - Great Britain, Palestine, and Israel will need to come next.
Wow, I can't believe Romney hasn't featured this in an ad. I mean, any parent would be thrilled with a son who says, "Dad, you and Mom have given me every advantage in the world, and I know you'll be proud to know that I've decided to dedicate my life to ensuring that Russians are able to invest in American shopping centers."
I think that's the most humanizing thing I've ever heard about the guy.
WAIT. He's sending his SON on secret diplomatic missions? Is that going to be his official capacity if his father gets elected? Going around, cleaning up after all of Romney's stupid utterances? Because Russia is only the first stop - Great Britain, Palestine, and Israel will need to come next.