Free Vibrators For Voters!

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I really wish Libertarians would use gags.

chimsquared on November 5, 2012 at 3:11 PM

Whenever I have sex with Republicans I use an airtight full-face thick latex mask on them, with no holes for nose or mouth. They're usually gone in about 3-5 minutes. I like to watch their eyes.

Fnarf on November 5, 2012 at 3:32 PM

Do they say how many of those 1,600 Babeland shoppers are Republicans? I looked and couldn't find it.

ian on November 5, 2012 at 3:40 PM

Someone might want to tell them that in elections in which federal candidates are on the ballot, no one can offer any kind of benefit or reward for voting. To do so is a felony.

You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on November 5, 2012 at 4:14 PM

"And if you're looking for a kinky good time, find a Republican. 78% of Republicans want to try out BDSM after reading Fifty Shades of Grey."

Two problems with that:

1) My long-standing policy of not playing with Republicans.
2) My less-long-standing (but ever bit as firm) policy of not playing with people whose knowledge of BDSM is limited to what was portrayed in Fifty Shades.

fallen angel on November 5, 2012 at 5:18 PM

Is that legal, to reward a voter with a gift worth money?

Marrena on November 5, 2012 at 5:55 PM

@5: IKR? *shriek*

venomlash on November 5, 2012 at 6:41 PM

@4 & @6: I am fairly sure the crime is giving people something of value in order to vote in a specified way. Even if the law was written in such a vague way as to make voting at all illegal it is extremely unlikely that a prosecutor would bring a case.

on November 6, 2012 at 6:22 AM

Guys, come on. There have always been all kinds of "voter incentives" at restaurants and stores on election day. Just look at Denny's!

on November 6, 2012 at 8:06 AM

they aren't rewarding you for voting for a particular party, nor is there any way top prove that you voted. nothing illegal about it.

PenguinStyle on November 6, 2012 at 2:19 PM