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old folks dumping metamucil into their black friday coffee in this thread
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Lettuce. Lots of lettuce.

Alternatively: http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/306779
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A Salt Water Flush...

Mix one quart of lukewarm water with two teaspoons of sea salt and chug.

It's the source of the idiom, "Went through like a dose of salts."
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If you want instant colonic relief, don't waste that coffee by drinking it.
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Psyllium and benotite shake.
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Smooth Move herbal tea. Brew yourself up a cup and make sure you are within 100 feet of a toilet for the next 0.5 to 24hours.
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Prunes with hot tea. Vroooooom!
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Prevention is the best cure. Limit yourself to a single modest plate, maybe another later if the party's been going for a few hours.
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@8 I think that's the most um-American thing I have read all day, and I read today's thread about secession.
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Colon Cleanse.
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Raw fruits and veges while you're eating (yesterday). So, time machine!
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Space out your turkey engorgement next year. There's no need to eat all three pounds at one. Pace yourself.
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Magnesium citrate. One bottle is $1.50 at any pharmacy, and it comes in several disgusting flavors. It's hospital-grade blowout juice.

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