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George Carlin (and I) say:

Fuck
This
Shit

http://yt.cl.nr/X29lF43mUlo

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It's funny because it's true. Thanks, David.
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Speaking of hand washing...

I would estimate at least 50% of guys do NOT wash their hands after pissing in a public restroom.

These certified douchebags handle their peckers (likely addled with STDs and crotch rot), and then zip up and march right out the door to go on about their day touching common surfaces, shaking your hand, and fondling produce at the grocery store.

Fuck these self-centered assholes. If you do not wash your hands after you handle your pecker or other nasty surfaces, you are a scumbag.

Women, talk to your men about this.
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@3 "The gun is good. The penis is evil."

Are we to assume from what you are saying that you don't wash your penis?
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@5: Well that would be a stupid and baseless assumption to make. Are you someone who makes stupid and baseless assumptions?

But really, dude? Are you really going to argue against washing your hands after you handle your junk?

And why? Because you wash your crotch maybe once a day (at the most)?

OK, then I'm sure you'll have no reservations about performing this little exercise:

Find some random guy walking by on the street. Give him an apple and ask him to drop it down into his underwear. Have him jog around for a while, maybe do a few deep squats. Then ask for the apple back. Now take a big, juicy bite of that apple.

Sound good to you?

No matter how clean you think your own crotch is, the general public does not want anything to do with it. We wash our hands after we use the bathroom out of courtesy to our fellow human beings. And since we should wash our hands several times a day anyway, doing so after you take a piss is the perfect opportunity.

Please wash your hands after you use the bathroom.
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By the way what is the melody of the song in the video from?

Kicking myself for not recognizing it.
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God I had hoped the stupid, STUPID, Washyourhandsington campaign had gone away. Saw a poster for this at the dept of health in Oly when I was renewing my license and couldn't believe how unprofessional it was. The hospital I work at only briefly had a few propaganda posters of this campaign and thankfully moved on to other cheesy but not quite so fucking lame slogans.
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@6 I do wash my hands after I use the bathroom, and several other times a day. But that's because bathrooms tend to be very dirty places, not because penises only get washed once a day (shock horror).
And you should probably wash anything you plan to put into your mouth, including penises (but I guess that's just basic common sense).
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When I shake your hand, I shake everything your hand has shaken since the last time you washed your hands. And I don't want to shake your dick. (You have to at least buy me dinner first).
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@6 You think about this WAY too much.
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Seriously what is that melody from? It's driving me crazy.

I want to listen to the original.
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Hahahaha: George Lopez made fun of this video. Nearly two years ago.

WashYourHandGeles

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