O.K., but if he starts chasing squirrels, get out of the way.

Great, now all I need is a dog and a trainer to run backwards along the road, and I'm set.

And a car. I guess I need one of those. Or does the dog come with his own car?

so begins the rise of the planet of the dogs.

This dog will be running over Charles in his nightmares.

Toonces is not impressed.

While New Zealanders were teaching dogs to drive cars, Aussies were teaching pineapples to taste like coconuts.

Advantage: Australia.

This is the equivalent of teaching a dog to put on an amusing tiny hat, rather than putting it on for them: either way, they still have no idea what the fuck a hat is.