Wasn't this a Twilight Zone episode where the guy finds out he's in Hell, trapped to watch this for all eternity?

I love how this posting comes right after the hockey posting.

I was drifting around the cable teevee backwaters a year or so ago and ran across one of these theme skate-n-tune shows, but it was some eighties charttopper band, maybe Foreigner? No, I think it was Styx.

I would go, but I'm afraid I'd burst into flames as soon as I'd hit the landing on the way to my seat...

that's not barry manilow anymore, it's a waxwork.

I mean, he's got, like one good song.