You wish it'd be a heart attack, Constant. It'll probably be diabetes, and that takes you good and slow, starting first with your dignity. When you're riding the motorized scooter to get your Dickburger, how will you feel then, huh? HUH?!
@9, I dunno about Paul, but I'd feel a lot better about if there was a protected motorized scooterway. People always get pissed off when I whirr down the bike lane.
@10, are you familiar with the Pink Taco chain in LA? Yes, really.
There's a Bearded Clam bar down in the Ozarks, near Branson as well. Imagine seeing your grandmother wearing a "Bearded Clam Charity Fun Run" t-shirt when you go visit. Awkward.
I hope that scooter is properly equipped with a white light on the front and a red one on the back, Fnarf. May I also suggest some airplane landing gear and retractable spikes for the side?
I have Dick's envy. Thanks a lot...
(I also don't have a waffle iron.)
Also; I bet Vagina's burgers are better anyways...time to go find and/or start this franchise...
@10, are you familiar with the Pink Taco chain in LA? Yes, really.
Don't know what causes the change, but I bought a six of Pacifico Clara to try and replicate the benefits.
Whoa, you're right!