If they're black, I guarantee a prison sentence, of anywhere between 2 months (no priors) to 2-4 years (priors). They'll be bonus points for this occuring "in public" and of course intoxication is an aggravating factor.

If these are white gurlz, my magic eight ball sense 200 hours of community service and a "lesson learned".

A vigilante intervened with a plant? Wayne LaPierre and the NRA will propose guards with potted plants to keep us safe at every grocery store.

The most shocking part of this story was the someone may have refused to sell liquor to a customer because they appeared intoxicated. I thought that only happened on TV.

"The female became irate..." A female what? A female crocodile? A female hippopotamus? A female chinchilla? Why not "woman?" Cop talk drives me nuts.