I remember seeing that a few years ago, but it was on some no-name site, so I naturally assumed it was fake. Now that I see it's on Amazon, I guess I can't hide behind denial anymore. ugh.
Yeah, there goes dinner and my affinity for flan for life. I haven't ingested much semen in my lifetime (don't want to sound like a 'mo ho'), but I have ingested enough. The sons-of-bitches didn't even appreciate the sacrifice. If you try to serve it to me buried in a Bearnaise sauce or a hot fudge sundae, I'm likely to remove your prostate with a rusty filet knife.
Hey! Had a gf once who was convinced that swallowing fresh spunk made her boobs grow. She had quite a set, and I wasn't going to try to change her belief system!