Security Guard Bitten on Sidewalk

Comments

1
Pepper spay the bitch!
2
More quality police work like that, and Officer Jeremy will surely become the detective he was born to be.
3
I thought you were supposed to take a bite out of crime, not the other way around.
4
Etiquette question here - if a woman bites you and won't release you despite your agonized cries for mercy, is it OK to hit her?
5
Maybe she's been on a juice diet.
6
Was he bitten on the sidewalk or the leg? Please advise.
7
Well done new intern Steiner
8
@4 Hell yeah it's okay to hit her! She's biting your leg! Hard!

It's the 21st Century and the Sex Revolution already happened. Women can fight as soldiers, rule as presidents, and get punched in the face if they're biting your leg because they're trying to get away with the loot.
9
Holy hell that's an unclear pronoun. It sounded like the police officer bit the security guard!
10
yikes! I would not want to be one of the security guards in Chicago. I bet they get bit all the time.