Only an effective shopping cart if shopping for radishes and ping pong balls and Lemonheads and you know how to reverse the motor and attach something to divert such items into a bag.
Leafblowers are proof that Satan exists and loves to torture. Everyone who owns one is a minion of Hell. Everyone who uses one is an imp sent to inflict misery upon a sinful planet.
If I ruled the world, drinking outside would be legal, neon signs would be mandatory and leaf blowers would be the only crime eligible for the death penalty.
No blow jobs today?
Dude went back home?
???
In the South End, where people actually live, some kids would be trying to us it to propel their bikes or skate boards.
Downtown, I can't help but imagine one of our homeless appropriating it for a inscrutable mission of dire consequences.
Forget fire and brimstone, Hell is obviously full of leafblowers.