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1
You should give it to me!
2
Follow SPOG with it.
3
Blow up a suspected terrorist?
4
Use it to cover a story. And also lend it to Grant for a Traffic Report, obvs.
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/journal…
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Get close up shots of all the new surveillance cameras.
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You should clearly get upset, spazz out and petition USPS, UPS and FedEx to ban the delivery of such privacy invasive things. Then ask the Mayor to force the manufacturer to take it back for full credit, but only after you play with it for a year.
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Sorry, meant to excerpt from that link:
Perhaps it was inevitable, then, that journalists in the United States would take an interest in drone technology, too. According to an ABC News report last week, professors at the University of Missouri have started a “Drone Journalism Program” to teach their students how to use drones as reporting tools. Students “learn to fly them, and also do what reporters do: brainstorm ideas, go out and do reporting, do drone based photography and video,” professor William Allen told reporter Colleen Curry. “We're trying to see if this is going to be useful for journalism.”

The Chinese help-wanted ad follows on the heels of an already successfully journalistic drone exercise conducted by a different Chinese news outlet last fall, according to the CRI report. Americans are getting in line. Curry continues:

The leaders of the drone journalism movement envision a time when news organizations replace costly helicopters and pilots with cheap drones to get closer to breaking news or weather stories, along with using them to uncover investigative pieces they may normally not see.

“The other aspect is investigative, the idea is you put a drone up in the air and look around. Maybe you'll find things, who knows what yet,” Allen said. “We need to explore that and see. Many journalists can't afford to rent a helicopter and fly around.”
8
I have a shotgun. I'd be happy to use it for a target.
9
Harrass your competitors. Hover outside the window of the Seattle Times' editor with a little banner advertising The Stranger. Take pictures of him gawking at it. Run it on the front page.
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@9, dammit, you beat me to it by seconds. Hover outside the window of the Times or the Weekly or Seattle Met.
11
You can use it to start a taco delivery service.

http://tacocopter.com/
12
You could do a "what your wearing" style series but for buildings "what's on top of you" or the likes. Assuming it has a camera.
13
This could revolutionize porn.
14
Use it for what everybody else is going to use it for -- to look down girl's shirts.
15
I hate to burst your bubble, but just about any use you could put this thing to that's also legal isn't going to be a whole lot of fun.

Flying over private property or looking in windows is definitely a no-no.
16
Police surveillance when big stuff is going down. Weed delivery service the rest of the time.
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"Flying over private property or looking in windows is definitely a no-no." I'm not sure about the looking in windows thing. Isn't it currently legal to look in windows when you're not on (or over) private property?
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@15 My suggestion is completely legal, as long as the window in question is in an office building facing a public street. It's legal to fly an advertising banner. And, it's legal to take a picture of it, as well as someone looking out a window at it, especially if it's a newsworthy person. Even more so if that picture is taken by someone on the sidewalk across the street. (Don't forget your adjustable polarizing filter, to cut the reflections from the window.)
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Get a Drone-Master-Plan written up and never funded by the city, then start a war on helicopters, with designated lanes for drones. Complain loudly in some alternative weekly paper when your little drone gets knocked off by a huey or CH-53.
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@12: It has two cameras: one in the nose that's hi-def, and one on the bottom that's lower def.

@15 and @17: If you read my piece on this, you'll see the question of whether my drone can hover over your private property is not as resolved as you might expect:

Take, for example, a frequently raised question: If a drone is hovering over my private property, do I have a right to shoot it out of the sky?

In this property-rights-obsessed nation, it turns out you actually don't have a clear right to shoot down a drone hovering low over your backyard unless it's putting you in imminent physical danger.

"You have to acknowledge in this day and age that stuff flies over your house," Ryan Calo, a professor at the University of Washington who specializes in robotics and the law, told me.


There's more on that as the story goes on.
21
When I was a kid, we had another name for these scary sounding "drones". We called them remote controlled (R/C) helicopters.
22
Hey everyone, check out my land drone!!
http://hpisavagex46.info/wp-content/uplo…
23
Follow Sam Baloney-O around with it during his 'campaign' - hilarity will ensue. Please do this.
24
I need more people to look at 11. I also need tacos. Someone bring me flying tacos. Eli. Bring me flying tacos.
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You probably can't shoot a drone down in your back in the city. But if you can bring it down in some way that doesn't endanger all of your neighbors for blocks around, I see no problem with that. I'm pretty sure my right to privacy in my own fucking yard trumps the right of some tweeking teenager with an R/C helicopter and digicam to perve on my hot tub party.
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@20, for what it's worth, that finally got me to subscribe to the free trial that let me finally read the end of your article I started yesterday. So if I'm anything to go by, it takes about four urgings to get a longtime reader to put up the money. And I'm one of those people who feels terrible canceling at the end of a "free trial" for journalism, so I'm good and hooked now.
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@25: Don't be so sure. I thought so too, and then I started reporting this story.
28
Hobbyists put cameras on remote controlled helicopters and fly them around all the time. People put cameras on backyard rockets, homemade balloons, etc.

Strange how this was never a contentious issue until the word "drone" began to be used for them.
29
I think you should just have it follow Charles Mudede around, all day every day.
30
Protect the Space Needle views! or Project Space Needle view, depending on if it has rockets or cameras.
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@27, perhaps you're right. Lawyering is obviously not my trade.
32
Give it to SPD to replace the ones that Mayor McGinn took away from them :)
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The real answer is "nobody knows until a couple of cases have gone to court".
34
That's not a drone, it is a flying RC toy with a camera on it.
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Maybe it's just me, but the phrase "The Stranger News Drone" both frightens and intrigues me.
36
Mount an AR-15 on it, declare this your constitutional right, then fly it over NRA headquarters.
37
Seek out and mess with cats.
38
Deliver tacos with it.

No, seriously. Drone me over some fucking tacos, Eli.
39
fly it over here to 1144 Eastlake and take a picture of me thru our office window. I need a picture for this years Christmas card and if this is the wave of the future, I want to be on top. of it.
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Personal drones, if larger and with more lifting power and range (think fuel cells) could be your "second car". Think of all the places you drive to put something in your trunk and bring it back. Not any more...send your personal drone to get tonight's groceries...or pick up some contact lens solution.
41
I am sure that infernal machine is far too dangerous to keep in Seattle, heck far too dangerous to keep in Washington. The safest thing to do, Eli, is to box it up and ship it to me here in San Francisco. You've got my number. Call me.
42
Uhh, first I'd lighten the hell up and take a deep breath.

Then I'd take it out and play with it. I've had one since last November and it's the coolest toy ever. Metaphorically, this is finally the flying car we were promised as kids.

I've used mine to get some fantastic aerial shots of the fountain at the Seattle Center and wheat country in Eastern Washington. The thing really is insanely cool.
43
Challenge SPD Chief Diaz to drone war
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Film a skate part.
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I'm Team Taco Delivery Service.
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Bike cam, like how regular citizen Russians have those dash cams for proof in court about traffic stuff.
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It depends on what the FAA says about it. I almost got into a shitload of trouble sending off a candy rocket too far up. They don't tolerate that kind of shit in flight paths. At least I finally have a reason to be happy about living directly under the path of the third runway.
This would also be a good time to invest in tanning salons. No more nude tanning out on my deck.
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These things have been around since I was a kid in the 80's.

You can buy them on Amazon right now for under a hundred bucks. The novelty wears off pretty quickly.
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@28 Excellent point. The word drone gets the fringe left into even more of a paranoid froth than the word socialism does for the far right.
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Use it to photograph breaking news, like crime scenes, police standoffs, parades, marches, protests, and outdoor press conferences.

Also, I bet there's some really pretty aerial photography you could do with it, just for the art.
51
Deliver tacos in poetry infused wrappers to the Seattle Times.

Use pics of them eating the messy tacos as part of a "privacy-enabling" campaign on SLOG.
52
"Drone" now equals a remote control model aircraft with a camera?

You can get these at Target and Radio Shack for fuck sake.

You realize these have been around for over twenty years. And they've been affordable for about that long.

Sure, the nifty quad-copters are somewhat new and have all sorts of other maneuverability qualities. But the concept itself is nothing new and there has been millions of hobbyists making them for decades.

Jesus. The hyperbole. DRONE! OMG! Evil sky robots!

Next you'll be classifying RC dune buggy's as Robot Tanks. An RC speed boats as Hunter Killers.
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@48: "The novelty wears off pretty quickly"

Maybe if you're only using the toy versions you mentioned and you have no real interest in RCing.
54
What's the flight time on this? 10 minutes? Maybe it's time to recreate "We Saw Your Light On" with a surveillance state twist?
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BURRITO BOMBER.

http://www.darwinaerospace.com/burritobo…
56
convert it into a flying penis, make friends
57
Too expensive? If you could convince these guys there's a market for a couple thousand of them, they could add a camera and datalink to one of these babies for an all-in price under fifty bucks.

http://dx.com/c/hobbies-toys-899/r-c-toy…

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Can't wait till we all have one of these and no longer go outside but instead interact with each other via our flying drones. Can you imagine how awesome CHBP would be with all those pulsating drones?
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The city of Seattle is setting up a wireless mesh network using WiFi antennas throughout the downtown. Your drone uses WiFi as a control channel. Just sayin'
60
Can it facilitate passing a joint?
61
Glitter bomb!
62
mount a dildo to it and poke homophobes in the back of the head
63
Go take high perspective pictures of dogs at the park.
64
Either Tacocopter or spend the day following an SPD car. The latter is definitely legal.
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@64 It might be legal for the quadcopter, but as for the batteries, that's another story. It won't stay up for too long before it needs recharging. With several sets of batteries, you could probably keep it going for a while, as long as you're chasing it around with a high-speed battery charger, but all day is probably out of the question, and you have to keep landing it to swap batteries.
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Air drop ballot cheat sheets outside polling places when elections come around

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