So, have we determined if this whole Easter Bunny thing with eggs came from India, or is it Croatia?

Holy christ! I didn't know so many kids were abducted and molested by rabbits.

Anything bigger than the Cadbury's bunny is just plain wrong.

I got one of those several years back, the cute toy bunny that clucks like a chicken when you squeeze its paw. After the batteries died of old age, I actually operated on it to give it a battery transplant. It worked for a while after that, but the voice box eventually just packed it in. I still have it and some day might make a frankenbunny, if I can find the right greeting card sound chip.