Captain Ron's Spunked Rum

bring your raincoats, boys! that rum be rank!

Jeremy laaauunched his rum todaaay
/Pearl Jam, appropriately

Make that 40 years of launching his rum, and you've got it about right.

...If you look at how penis size interacts with male height, it has a differential effect at the lower height sizes. Take the tall men – you get a really big impact (in attractiveness) of how large your penis is relative to your height.

An increase in penis size if you’re of average height does influence your attractiveness. It doesn’t do quite as much as it does at the upper end of the height spectrum.

If you’re short, it doesn’t matter what size your penis is...

Science! (Sort of.) But Ron Jeremy would beg to differ.

The rest of us will rejoice, or despair, or simply drink.

My favorite Ron Jeremy fact is that he had a bit part in John Frankenheimer's modern classic "Ronin" as a "fishmonger in Paris whose stall is demolished during a chase". Sadly, test audiences laughed when they recognized him, so the studio took out his vignette. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronin_(film…

He was just in the hospital and now he's out with the ladies drinking rum. He's an alright guy.

Please tell me it's got "Hedgehog" in the brand name somewhere.

Rum as a euphemism for cum?--That is pretty weak sauce.

"Sauce" hee, hee.....