News Apr 19, 2013 at 7:36 am

Friday Morning News: End of a Whopper

Jen Graves
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1
Didn't know the mother tiger was pregnant? Don't they have comprehensive sex ed in Tacoma, or do they do this abstinence-only shit?
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 7:46 AM Report this
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Uh, it's Tacoma...
Totalpukoid on April 19, 2013 at 7:58 AM Report this
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Well, YOU try getting close enough to a tiger to give her a pelvic exam.
MLM on April 19, 2013 at 8:37 AM Report this
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I think once you get the tiger in the stirrups, it should be okay.
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 8:41 AM Report this
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Here is a yawning tiger cub.

http://archive.21stcenturytiger.org/file…
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 8:44 AM Report this
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There's a joke about the tiger's father in there somewhere. I'm thinking a pun on "deadbeat tiger"/"Tiger Beat", but I'm just not quite able to put it together. Pretend I said something hilarious.
MacCrocodile on April 19, 2013 at 8:48 AM Report this
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Oh god..spin off series "At the Zoo! I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!"

But seriously, was the tiger overwieght or you know...plump?
Cato the Younger Younger on April 19, 2013 at 9:02 AM Report this
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"Lewis-McChord May Lose 8,000 Soldiers: How will it affect south Puget Sound?"

Enjoy the results of worshiping tax cuts, assholes.

ScrawnyKayaker on April 19, 2013 at 9:10 AM Report this
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If the tiger's father says he isn't the tiger's father, he might be lion.
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 9:34 AM Report this
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On the other hand, if the tiger's alleged father is a dancer, he might prefer to be in leopards.
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 9:36 AM Report this
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Either way, if the father isn't being forthright, then he could well be a cheetah.
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 9:38 AM Report this
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Sorry.
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 9:39 AM Report this
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@6: OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST COMPLETE FUCKING JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD MACCROCODILE 4 PREZIDENT
Theodore Gorath on April 19, 2013 at 9:43 AM Report this
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Seriously, fuck the New York Post.

It's already losing money hand over fist, and circulation is already down the tubes. If there's any justice in the world, the errors made this week will be the fatal blow. I give it six months.
d.p. on April 19, 2013 at 10:38 AM Report this
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@14 - It would help the process along if the people the Post falsely identified as suspects sued them for everything they're worth.
MacCrocodile on April 19, 2013 at 10:56 AM Report this
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@15 Hells yeah! I kick in 50 bucks to their legal attack fund.
ScrawnyKayaker on April 19, 2013 at 12:34 PM Report this
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@seatackled: I enjoyed it.
MLM on April 19, 2013 at 12:42 PM Report this
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@17

:)
seatackled on April 19, 2013 at 1:52 PM Report this

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