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That only works when the victims are democrats. Remember: "its only ok if you're a republican" (just like sex scandals, corruption,etc)
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So what are they planning? Just keep assassinating our freely elected representatives until the vote goes their way?
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Or...

Article 3 - The Judicial Branch
Section 3 - Treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.


...and...

The Congress shall have Power...
To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;
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Bad service - Money back - Bad service - Money back - Bad service - Money back - Bad service - Money back - Bad service - Money back - Bad service - Money back
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Insanity is the new normal.
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Report from Republican Party: "Have hit bottom. Commence digging."
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90%?

CITATION NEEDED!
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Dan, was it too much work to quote more of that article?

It seems that we are unable to muster that belief in any of our representatives on a state or federal level, but we have to have something, something costly, something that they will fear that we will use if they step out of line. If we can’t shoot them, we have to at least be firm in our threat to take immediate action against them politically, socially, and civically if they screw up on something this big.

Or is it that you stopped quoting right before the part that would have contradicted your outrage?
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those folks support "criminal" background checks, not "universal" checks as Danny claims.
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The Tsarnaev kids were profiled and bugged during 2011.

Did it stop them?

So what are background checks going to do....

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The Right to Bear Arms is not about hunting.

It is not about target shooting.

It is not about shooting burglars or muggers.

The Right to Bear Arms is about overthrowing the government if it grows arrogant and unresponsive to the Will of the People

The Power resides with The People.

Not the Government.

The People loan out driblets of Power to the Government as they see fit but the Power resides and remains theirs.

The Government should fear The People.

If The Government holds all military power and The People none those in the Government will soon become Tyrants.

Absolute Power Corrupting Absolutely, and all.

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We are in the middle of conservative gun mania, ca. 2008-2014. Although tulip mania took down the Dutch in the 1630s, I have hope that we can make it through this relatively unscathed, as rural rednecks die off.
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@8 See @10.

Universal background checks are different from criminal background checks.

Plus, LOL at large national sample size of 1,013.
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Militant mothers hiding in their basements

Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets

Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink high chairs

While Mother's Lib burned birth certificate papers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6WxGWdR…

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"requiring criminal background checks for ALL gun sales"
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@17 Does universal define the presence of background checks, or the totality of the check (including criminal, mental health, and other assorted history on file)?
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@9: Pot, take special care when accusing the kettle of quote mining.

If we can’t shoot them, we have to at least be firm in our threat to take immediate action against them politically, socially, and civically if they screw up on something this big. Personally, I think a gun is quicker and more merciful, but hey, we can’t.


This is right before he goes back to using apocalyptic language about the future of America and comparing local democrats to Judas, which is clearly not implying anything whatsoever.

There's also these gems, which Dan didn't include...

Part of me feels that this betrayal deserves a quick implementation of my 2nd amendment rights to remove a threat domestic.


I don’t feel the same way about the Democrats as bullet backstops as I do about the Republicans who joined them.


It is now our responsibility to make sure that you are forever remembered in history, in big, bold, letters as the ones who placed Arkansas firmly on the path to Socialism... and who made it easier for future traitors to introduce all kinds of other socialist laws and programs. You set the precedent, now I hope that we can do something to make sure the lesson learned by those who represent us in the future is that bad things will happen to you if you follow that precedent.


But again, clearly - clearly! - he's not implying the justified use of lethal retribution in this scenario, in this letter about guns and "traitors" and politicians as bullet backstops, and neither is the Benton County GOP by republishing this letter, written by the Benton County GOP Secretary's husband. Clearly.
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So the official position of the Benton County GOP is that it is better to commit murder to remove a Congressman you do not like than it is to vote them out of office?

How is it that I get called a radical when I still believe in the electoral process, and the so-called conservatives don't?
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@10 & 15 - Universal (as in, all gun buyers) background checks to see if you have a criminal record.
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Republicans seem to have great difficulty reading the "well regulated" part of the 2nd amendment. Pretend you are a Republican for a second and have a go ...

Walled Get Rule
Alder Glue Welt
Trawled Lee Lug
Delta Urge Well
Waled Leer Glut

See? Now back to normal and ... "well regulated". Easy!
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You're quite the ignorant piece of shit, aren't you.

Your President is the one in bed with Terrorist Bombers.

Who was it again that bombed the Pentagon, US Capitol, New York City Police Department headquarters?

Osama Bin laden?

No. It was Obama's unrepentant terrorist pal Bill Ayers.

.

Here is your homework, dipshit: Compare and Contrast the number of people killed by Ayer's bombs to the Marathon Bombers death toll......

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@22: Actually, you're the one who doesn't seem to understand what it means. You should try reading the Heller opinion sometime emitll explain it so even you can understanbd it.
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@22, I hope you understanbded @25's explanation for you. Especially that bit about emitll.
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Plus, LOL at large national sample size of 1,013.


I don't think you know how statistical analysis works.*

Also, are you really laughing out loud, or are you STS (scoffing to self)?

*For the purposes of extrapolation, 1,013 is a pretty good sample size, so long as the data points were truly obtained in a random way. 1200 would be preferred, though.
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Over 90% of the American People Support Universal Backgrounds Checks

(eyes roll)

Bear that in mind
while you sit in Shock and Awe
at Obama and Reid's
inept feckless clueless inability
to give 90% of the American people what they "support".......
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I'm truly amazed at the people who think that they could withstand the full force of our military with their hunting rifles. HINT: In the wars we're currently bailing from, we have been nice people, with chocolate bars and schools and friendliness (well, we've tried to be, we've also failed badly in many cases).

We've disavowed the tactic of trying to bomb people back to the Stone Age since the 60s, but I highly doubt most people espousing armed rebellion against the country are willing to live in underground tunnels on handfuls of rice and bugs, either. It comes down to how far each side is willing to go, and I suspect the government is willing to go further, *and* has quite a lot more firepower.

Also, just to clear things up before the accusations fly, I mean "we" as the country and government as a whole. At no time am I referring to my personal beliefs on either side of the fence - I just keep getting this image of a few pampered chihuahuas picking a fight with a wolf pack.
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@25 yes I agree you should reread Hiller it says a few other things you conveniently leave out.

As for the quote and link Dan provided. That "if they don't agree with you and do what you want just shoot them" attitude... well Osama would certainly buy into that.

Blind hate, you become what you profess to hate. Apparently the Republicans have gone there, they love America so much and are so pants pissing and shitting scared, they will advocate destroying the principals upon which it was founded.
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@8

Stuff from the same survey that Danny ignored:

(we never know if Danny is being intentionally dishonest or is just ignorant when he distorts the surveys and studies he touts on Slog. We have come to suspect the latter...)

The survey quizzed Americans on all nine points in Obama's recently released plan to reduce gun violence.
Criminal background checks got the highest support (but interestingly, support was lowest among Independents, lower than Republicans, even...)

The punch line comes from Gallup:

"Notably, Gallup asked a question last week that gauged Americans' immediate reaction to Obama's proposed plan as a package, and found only a slim majority, 53%, saying they would like their member of Congress to support it."
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Sadly, @25 is right. It seems a common misconception that "well-regulated" refers to the regulation of guns. Scalia devoted all of one sentence to the issue in Heller: "Finally, the adjective 'well-regulated' implies nothing more than the imposition of proper discipline and training."
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@ 27 - Beat me to it. =)

@ 15 - With a sample size that large your margin of error is going to be around 3%. But here's a link that will do the calculation for you:

http://americanresearchgroup.com/moe.htm…

Or if you don't trust them, you can do the math yourself. Here's the formula:

E = zα/2/(2√ n)

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@

More stuff from the survey Danny didn't read:

"Gun Laws Not Necessarily the Priority"

The survey also asked which approach should be chosen to prevent future shooting like Sandy Hook.
More than TWO to ONE (65% vs 30%) Americans favored "School Security Measures" over "Laws on the Sale of Guns and Ammunition"

Americans see through the HomoLiberal's hysterical bullshit, it would seem.

and 90% just ain't what it used to be.....
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margin of error in the study @8 is 4%
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@22 Basic Sentence Structure.

Well-regulated modifies the word "militia" not the phrase "right to bear arms."

In those days, regulated meant organized. And militia referred to military groups like the National Guard or the Minutemen. In the days of the revolution, many arms were held and stored by the public in times of peace.

So, the amendment basically says in light of our need for organized armed groups, the government shouldn't restrict the right to bear arms.

...

To put it another way: "The young puppy needing to go bathroom in the rain, a raincoat and umbrella are needed for walkies." The adjective "young" does not modify raincoat or umbrella.
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@ 32 - "Well regulated" doesn't seem to be the part people miss. The part they miss seems to be "militia" which was, at the time, "necessary to the security" of the state. In other words, to protect the country from an outside invading force, it was vital that a standing army wasn't the country's only line of defense.

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

I strongly support gun regulation. However, as an American citizen I do respect the Second Amendment. As such, I strongly believe @ 25 has a right to his guns if he is a member of a well regulated militia. In modern terms, that would be the Reserves. So, if I may:

Join up or shut up.
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It will be interesting to see if the US military is willing to fire on American Patriots.

To see how many American soldiers realize their loyalty and duty is to The People and not to The Government.

And to see who in the wide world would be willing to help the American Patriots in their struggle against Tyranny.

Two losers in Boston seemed to keep the Government hopping for a week.

One Hundred Million?
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@33 Then why do two polls of small sample sizes vary so wildly? See any pre-election polls. Polls of .0003% of the population generally are bullshit despite politicians protestations otherwise.

Or, to quote Homer Simpson "Anybody can make up statistics to prove a point. Forfty percent of the people know that."
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let us fix that for you:

"That "if they don't agree with you and do what you want just shoot them" attitude... well Obama would certainly buy into that. "

Certainly would, and certainly does.

Your boy Obama is the only one in this conversation who kills on a whim.
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@ 35 - Thanks. =) I didn't read all the way through the page linked to @ 8 like I should have. Mea culpa.
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"an"

bombing "an" abortion clinic
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@42 Ad hominem trolling.

1/10
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which is worse?

doubletapping a bunch of kindergarteners or blasting them from a drone?

is it OK to murder little brown children?

Your President is a murderer.

and the blood won't wash off your pasty pudgy greasy mitts, either...
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you are very welcome
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Yeah and you lost MFers, so what nao faggits.
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@ 39 - Again, 1,000 people really isn't that small of a sample size. It's been a long time since I took a statistics class so I'm going to be pretty rusty but let me take a shot at explaining it anyway:

In statistics, you're dealing with diminishing returns. It's not feasible to poll the entire country so statisticians take a random sample of the population. By sampling more people, they can get closer to a truly representative number but would it be worth the cost? Say that by sampling 10,000 people rather than 1,000 people, their margin of error would drop from around 3% to around 1%. Is narrowing the margin of error by two points worth spending 10 times the resources?

So instead, a statistician might decide that they want a maximum of a 5% margin of error and that they want to be 95% sure that their margin of error is not more than 5%. They will use those numbers (plus the size of the population) to determine how big their random sample needs to be.

The catch is that the sample has to be truly random. If you want to know what brand of chocolate people prefer and the only people you ask are people standing in a Godiva store, your sample isn't really random. And I suspect that's what happens with political polls, probably sometimes unintentionally and probably sometimes on purpose.
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BTW

Danny's heroes at the ACLU are fighting government efforts to interrogate Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

Why do Danny and the ACLU hate America and love cold blooded killer terrorists? (other than Obama, that is...)
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Hey @3, haven't seen the whole "you're losing" schtick from you lately - what gives? Is this all part of the master plan?

@13: You might want to take a couple of moments to reflect on how the US Constitution works - every time a 'rural redneck' dies off, the ones who are left behind have proportionally even more power in our system. The more that leftists crowd tightly into urban areas, the more chance there is for the Senate to swing in a distinctly un-urban direction.

You guys might want to send some pioneering lefty settlers into flyover country before it gets out of hand...
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no no.

keep them packed in tight.

we'd hate for Kim's nukes to miss any...
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@19
"Pot, take special care when accusing the kettle of quote mining."

I showed that Dan left off the very next sentence that contradicted the one he quoted.
So you can accuse that guy of having badly thought out rhetoric.
But you cannot, as Dan attempted to imply, accuse him of advocating shooting politicians.
So if you want to show that I'm wrong then you're going to have to show where that guy really was advocating that people shoot politicians.
Otherwise, you're wrong and the guy is not advocating that people shoot politicians.
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@ 46 - And now I've added Gunsmoke to my Netflix cue. So thanks for that, too. =)
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@50, it's all part of the grand plan to ban pressure cookers. They might have better luck with that.
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@50 Nah I'm fine living in urban areas and leaving the rural ones to "rednecks". If they want to shoot at each other out where there are no innocent bystanders I'm good with that.

Sweep all the stats into one big pile and I suspect the violence rates aren't much different for big cities then for small towns. The population is just spread out more in rural areas so you don't notice it as much.

@49 your phrasing is a bit inaccurate but of course the ACLU is moving to insure Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is afforded his rights and due process. Thats the fucking point of protecting ones rights and civil liberties. The ACLU is a "well regulated militia" protecting us from governmental tyranny.

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Then why do two polls of small sample sizes vary so wildly? See any pre-election polls.

Yes, because there were a lot of polls done by people who didn't give a single waft of shit about proper statistical practices (such as getting as close to a truly random sample as possible). There were, however, many polls that were pretty damn close. The thing about the pre-election time was that the nation was split so evenly that the difference was within the margin of error. In fact, Obama only won the popular vote by a narrow margin of a few percent. It was the electoral college where he cleaned up.
Polls of .0003% of the population generally are bullshit despite politicians protestations otherwise.

I will repeat here what I said earlier. It is not bullshit if you get a random sample. The proportion of sample size to population size does not affect the validity of a poll or study. It's called extrapolation, and it works in statistical polls as well as in many other aspects of research.

Really, it is something we should not wait until college to teach. It does not require any math skills higher than algebra, and I hear people too often who write off statistics because they don't get it.
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The ACLU also defends the rights of anti-gay Christian students to wear anti-gay T-shirts to school. They care about everyone's civil rights, not just the rights of those who agree with them.

No matter what Tsarnaev did, he is an American citizen. We cannot set the precedent of revoking a citizen's rights.
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@56 I get statistics. Mathematically you're correct. Humanistically, it's bullshit. Truly random doesn't exist. Theoretically random does.

That the Gallup poll didn't post how many of each segment of the population it talked to is worrisome to me. Normally they post, in their full report, things like "number of females/males", ages, or political leanings. They didn't post numbers though. Just percentages.
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"We cannot set the precedent of revoking a citizen's rights."

We sure can't.

It's already been set.

That horse is out of the barn and slaughtered in cold blood.

Anwar al-Awlaki.

American Citizen.

Murdered by Barack Obama.

Without ever even being charged with a crime.

Barack-Judge-Jury-and-Executioner-Obama. Your President.
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please define "anti-gay" in the context of your post.

Thank you.
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The ACLU is the Secular Humanists Clergy forcing their State Religion on the citizens of the Late Great US of A.
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Truly random doesn't exist. Theoretically random does.
I think we agree on this part, true randomness is excruciatingly difficult, if not impossible, to obtain. There are certain things that could skew it. There is the famous example of phone polls calling an election for the candidate favored by the wealth, who were the only ones who could afford phones at the time. A pollster who cares about significant randomness must call upon segments of the population in a manner that does not tend to select for or against particular demographics.
Normally they post, in their full report, things like "number of females/males", ages, or political leanings

But this isn't really necessary for randomness is it? If a poll is set up in a way to minimize the selectivity of the sampling, then this is not necessary. Also, when they give those numbers, they don't always tell you the proportions of those demographics.
Besides, if you go around actively selecting to fill in a quota of demographics, then you do not have randomness.
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@62 Re: demographics

Most pollsters post their demographics not because they filled their statistical scorecard but to show how their polls might be skewed.

Like if this poll was randomly 60% women between the ages of 20-35. Or 80% Democrats. A well-randomized poll would lean closer to the makeup of America even though it would probably not match exactly.

Rather than not understanding statistics, I'm skeptical of people. And statistics like 91% make me even more skeptical.
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@59 60 61 I'm assuming your all one person. Good to know your not citizen of the USA, the country is better off for it.
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And they DO have something they can use if their representative steps out of line, it's called the fucking BALLOT BOX! You know, that thing you get to cast a vote in on whether your rep gets to keep his job every two short years? It makes my blood boil that these horrible people think that one lone guy has anything even remotely resembling a right to kill someone whom the MAJORITY selected to represent them! There's a word for it when one man gets to overturn the will of the majority at will. It's called TYRANNY. These people have the concept of democracy completely backwards and the safety of our democratic rights would be, by far, best assured by confiscating every single firearm they could ever conceivably get hold of.
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@58: Say what you mean. Don't pussyfoot around this. Are you trying to say that you think that there is a massive systematic error in this survey that overturns the conclusion that the vast majority of people want universal background checks?
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@62
So your reasons for not trusting the poll are because you do not trust Gallup, and they are not mathematical?
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It doesn't matter if the poll is accurate and it doesn't matter if 99.99% of the people surveyed want something.

We do not make laws by public opinion poll.

The genius of out system is not that it responds to the whim of the mob and the fad of the moment but that it moderates and slows down the process to allow cooler heads to prevail.

The Senate is doing exactly what it is intended to do.

Obama and his fuckwad supporters are 12 year old boys who can't figure out how to pleasure a lady and decide vagina's are stupid anyway and turn gay.

The Senate will moan and coo if you know how to stroke her.

Obama doesn't.

He is too impatient for big boy sex.

He will just wack off while pouring over his latest Kill list.
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@66 I think I said that with LOL at sample size. But, you know, if I have to spell it out for you.

P O L L S T E R S A R E S H Y S T E R S.

Feel better?

@67 I don't trust polls, I don't ever quote polls, I don't try to speak for other people. And, anybody who quotes polls are either gullible or trying to pull one over on you. Sometimes polls are good, but they almost inevitably skew to whatever point is wanting to be made. This can be massaged or manipulated and the skewing methods can be hidden away. It's not that they're not mathematical. The math scares me not. The humans? They're fallible. Very very VERY fallible.
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@68 LOL at cooler heads in Senate.

8/10
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@71 Content free. Semi-sincere. But, shows no understanding of political influences in the polling process.

4/10
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@69: Have you studied statistics? To someone who has studied statistics, what you are saying is absurd. I assume that what you are posting is based on your ignorance of statistics.

Again, I repeat: is there a systematic error here that could overturn these results. The size of this systematic error would need to be about 40%, which is insanely large. And with a MOE of 4%, this systematic error would need to be an order of magnitude larger than it. The only plausible way that could occur is outright and massive fraud.

So, here is what I'm asking: if another poll by a different reputable polling group finds support greater than 60%, will you apologize to this forum? You may want to do an Internet search before you answer this question. I will give you the citations if you are stupid enough to say 'yes'.
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@69,
Polls can be useful if used in a meta-analysis. Nate Silver uses them a lot in his predictive stats. I wouldn't trust a single poll either, better to use them in conjunction with each other.
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@73 I never said the majority don't want gun control. Show me where on this forum I said that. If you can't find it, will you be willing to apologize to me on this forum?

Stop putting words in my mouth.

However, if you can find another poll or two that say support is at 90%, I will admit admit that maybe I'm out of touch.

I just find it EXTREMELY unlikely that 90% would vote for ANYTHING. Nevertheless something as diversive as gun control.

I find it very unlikely that 90% of the population would support criminal background checks for all gun sales.
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@74 Agreed. Meta analysis of polls is good. And in those meta analyses, outliers are generally thrown out instead of quoted as fact.

I suspect this would be an outlier poll.
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@75: This page has an aggregate of several polls: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/…
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@75:
I just find it EXTREMELY unlikely that 90% would vote for ANYTHING. Nevertheless something as diversive as gun control.
Apparently you are confused. Most people think it is a good thing to keep people like Radcliffe Haughton from buying guns and then using them to shoot up a beauty salon right after getting a restraining order. It makes no sense to have background checks that can easily be circumvented.
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Hey Misanthrope, you wouldn't happen to have a degree in stats, would you?

Just curious.
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@52 - He did, using numerous examples to counter everything you posted in your reply. Reading comprehension fail.
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Why are we still talking gun control? Dead in Congress, dead in Olympia.
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@75 - So data is untrustworthy, but your "gut feeling", that's something to trust? We had this thing called the Renaissance, during which we developed a handy methodology called "the scientific method". It works, you should give it a try.

In general, to all the "polls don't mean anything, sample size is small" people - yes, the sample size was small, but there have been many polls, and if you pool them together (again, remember Nate Silver) you get a clear, statistically significant result - more than 80% of Americans favor expanded background checks.

@Dan - to be accurate, the headline needs to be "data suggest that support for universal background checks in the united states is near 90%". A poll produces an estimate,not the actual value. There's a big difference.
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@77, @78. The Quinnipiac U poll shows how a good poll result sheet is released: see link.

Even the CBS News sheet is better than the Gallup poll sheet. Although, one easily notes that the questions regarding the background checks are "released separately"?

Basically, the polls say 53% want stronger gun laws, but high 80s just want the gunshow loophole closed. And, in my understanding with most of the universal gun check laws, they (before being gutted) would make the background checks stricter and more thorough with cooperation between national agencies and state agencies. Which half the population doesn't want. They just want to close the gun show loophole.
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@81: And dead in Federal Way.
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@83: Bullshit. Every single poll had a strong majority that favored increasing background checks (~90%), closing the gunshow loophole (~85%), closing the private seller loophole (70%), and even preventing family members from giving guns to other family members without a background check by a ten point margin! A majority in every single poll, you sleazy little shit. You will not stop lying your ass off to try to convince people that there isn't overwhelming support for background checks. The Big Lie, eh?
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1. um, folks, with a filibuster rule, we do not have a Democracy.
2. um, the Senate. Small states. Inequality of voting power. Your vote in Wyoming is 45x stronger, more powerful than my voate in California. We do not have a Democracy.
3. The Democrats could easily fix the filubuster thing, lack the balls to do it.
4. on the other thing every senate vote should come with the population totals of the number of folks repped by the ayes and the nayes. We'd find quite often, a 10% minority IS blocking change.
5. The rules are well known, yet we mostly believe we have some kind of democracy, when clearly we don't.
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@85 Ad hominem attacks.

Must have struck a nerve.

Look at the polls. Even the Gallup poll. My facts came straight from them. Only 53 percent want stronger gun laws. Double check. Go on. I'll wait.
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@85 P.S. I'm still waiting for that apology for putting words in my mouth.
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Like so many polls, it all depends on what questions are asked. I'll bet that, if you asked people whether they support national gun registration, you'd see very different numbers. Yet, it's the exact same issue.
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We are a republic; not a 'democracy'.
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@11, your reasoning is fallacious. One instance where individuals known to be potentially dangerous (assuming that's what you mean - I don't actually know how much checking was done on those guys) did in fact go on to commit violent crimes does not mean that background checks are an ineffective tool. Would you advise the discontinuation of cancer drugs because some people still die of cancer? Your argument is entirely too common in this debate, and you should knock it off. I support gun rights, by the way.
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@29. Just had to give a shout out to you point. I agree, these fools really believe that owning guns will protect them from the government, the same government that has the military and all those weapons. I have this vision of fat rednecks in duck hunting cammo all red faced and wheezing as they run from the Marines suddenly realizing that all the arguments they used to prove the NEEDED their guns was bullshit perpetrated on them by rich fucks that wanted to sell them lots of guns because it made them lots of money.
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@93: Good one! That *is* a ridiculous thought! It sounds almost as stupid as imagining a few thousand dirt poor, uneducated goatherders fighting the two richest and most highly armed nuclear superpowers in the history of mankind to a standstill and defeat over the course of several decades of invasions of some desert/mountain shithole the size of Texas! There's just no way these stupid fucking American rubes should be trusted to think for themselves on this topic...
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@94 Good false equivalency. Now go clean your guns so you can be ready when they come to get you.
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Arguing polling data and the veracity of said data is fun and all (no no no it's a fucking bore) but the unimpeachable and oft demonstrated fact of all facts is....Congress will always follow the money. Always. The money. Obviously, the gun fellators are more willing to part with their cash. This is America, where everything has a price.
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@95 Wait a minute - now you're telling me I should *clean* them?! WTF, none of my fat redneck buddies (the fools) told me *that* was part of the deal. Jesus, maybe I should rethink my worldview so that right-thinking prejudiced fucks like yourself have an easier time setting us all straight while you put together the next Five Year Plan.
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@90: We are actually a democratic republic. Words have meanings, and I wish you'd learn them.
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@96: Holy shit, you're right, we completely missed that - we are so screwed when Bloomberg swoops into middle America with his money in 2014, waves it around, and installs his approved slate of candidates. He should be good for it - I hear he has, like, hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

Here we had been thinking that an understanding of how answering to your constituents and desire to keep the job at all costs were driving politicians, and it turns out all along it's The Money. You'll have to forgive the oversight, we're a bunch of stupid, fat, redneck gun fellators, and no match for Barry and Mikey and Di and Organizing For Action.

Oh well, constitutional rights were fun while they lasted. You know what - make this even easier - how about you stop letting us vote? So goddamn messy letting the Lesser Ones have a say in their own lives...
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@97, steady there tough guy. Must have hit a nerve eh? Sorry all your friends are fat red necks. Try to get out more often. I'll send you an invite for our next "5 year plan meeting". You might meet some new and interesting people.
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To Those Still Bitching About the Polls:

Does everyone remember when Fox News and nearly every conservative pundit refused to believe Nate Silver's projections about the 2012 election? They swore any poll that did not have Romney and Obama in a dead heat (or Romney winning by a wide margin) was not only woefully inaccurate, but partisan and corrupt. So who won the general election? Who won the Electoral College? Who is the president now? Remember Karl Rove running around the Fox set like a moron? Any of this sound familiar?
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@101 It cuts both ways. Remember 2004?
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@102 oh, are you back from the dedication to his Memorial Library of Coloring Books?
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@103 ?
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@100: Yep, you hit the nerve that goes off in the presence of smarmy, self-satisfied assholes who have a worldview that extends precisely as far as the radius of their smarmy group of friends who think and act exactly the same way.

Who else do you feel free to look down upon from your enlightened pedestal, Highness?

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