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Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild Founder, Now Apparently Trying to Block Release of His Sex Tape

Anna Minard
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1
Geez that guy is classy. About what I'd expect for his line of work.
treefort on June 7, 2013 at 12:05 PM Report this
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"Then he tried to get his girlfriend (?!?!?) to tell the reporter how big his dick is. She declined."

Hrmmmmm.

Francis needs 336 uninterrupted hours of the Ludovico technique and Korine's Spring Breakers.
undead ayn rand on June 7, 2013 at 12:13 PM Report this
3
I agree with Anna

hahahahahahaha
Seattle14 on June 7, 2013 at 12:19 PM Report this
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One of Dan's SLLOTD a few days back dealt with issues of why it is hard for straight guys to get laid, and why women are more reluctant to have sex on a first date...

I hereby submit exhibit 1.

Christ, what an asshole.
Reverse Polarity on June 7, 2013 at 12:36 PM Report this
5
The only thing that wold make this story sweeter is if Francis spontaneously broke out in suppurating boils.
Westside forever on June 7, 2013 at 12:45 PM Report this
6
This guy has the weirdest, fakest teeth and smile I've ever seen. And they're that way in every photo I've ever seen of him. Bizarre.
Peteykins on June 7, 2013 at 12:49 PM Report this
7
Judging by his sleazy history - he probably made a deal to sell his sex tape and is pretending it was stolen to drum up publicity and $$. (Other "celebrities" have done this.
CC-Rob on June 7, 2013 at 12:50 PM Report this
8
His teeth are soooooo white! The googles do nothing!
sdstarr on June 7, 2013 at 12:58 PM Report this
9
@6,

His teeth make me think of corn on the cob.
keshmeshi on June 7, 2013 at 1:06 PM Report this
10
Don't worry, Joe. Nobody wants to watch this tape.
very bad homo on June 7, 2013 at 1:09 PM Report this
11
Micropenis says what?
bleedingheartlibertarian on June 7, 2013 at 1:27 PM Report this
12
Karma is a bitch.
biffp on June 7, 2013 at 1:27 PM Report this
13
@7: That only works when people want to see them fuck. I think interest in this is going to be below Dustin Diamond.
undead ayn rand on June 7, 2013 at 1:34 PM Report this
14
Someone euthanize him.
2Old_Fred3 on June 7, 2013 at 1:38 PM Report this
15
I'd rather watch rapid dogs eating the corpses of babies than watch Joe Francis fuck anything.
Fnarf on June 7, 2013 at 2:04 PM Report this
16
That smile reminds me a lot of this guy.
COMTE on June 7, 2013 at 2:19 PM Report this
17
Damn, Joe has big teeth.

I dunno. He has kind of a nice smile. You can tell he's a total bro, though.
hey on June 7, 2013 at 2:26 PM Report this
18
@15 What's a rapid dog?
Pope Peabrain on June 7, 2013 at 3:49 PM Report this
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@18 It's a Springer Spaniel, of course.
Beth on June 7, 2013 at 4:06 PM Report this
20
O.k., so women hate the guy for filming women showing their tits. I want to see him fuck. I bet he has a cute ass.
Pope Peabrain on June 7, 2013 at 4:10 PM Report this
21
How the tables have turned.
Cory on June 7, 2013 at 4:24 PM Report this
22
That is the smile of a person who only knows what a smile is supposed to look like, but doesn't actually understand happiness or joy.

Also: bwahahahahahahahaha
stirwise on June 7, 2013 at 4:29 PM Report this
23
Is it wrong that I take so much pleasure in this story? Like @12 said, karma's a bitch.
fallen angel on June 7, 2013 at 8:43 PM Report this
24
I didn't know this dolt was still alive. We need to fix that.
Ballard Pimp on June 8, 2013 at 2:50 AM Report this
25
Now this is a guy who truly deserves the scorn given to him. Although, 7 has a point, this could be some scheme to drum up interest in the video for marketing purposes.
Rob in Baltimore on June 8, 2013 at 4:55 AM Report this
26
He totally looks like the sort of guy with weeping sores on his penis.
Confluence on June 8, 2013 at 10:35 PM Report this
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@20: And, sure, some people want to see Screech fuck. But that doesn't make his video profitable.
undead ayn rand on June 10, 2013 at 7:53 AM Report this
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I'll watch Joe Francis fuck a nubile co-ed with vagina dentata while wearing a cheap T-shirt that reads "Douches Gone Karmic".
lolorhone on June 10, 2013 at 2:25 PM Report this

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