Real investors trade on inside information. Everyone else is a chump.

Ah the "everyone who's anyone knows we are shills and liars" defense. Should work perfectly.

See, this is why we need armed drones.

Goldy, you're such an idiot. They were quoting boilerplate securities laws. Go back to your own puffery. You know, the kind you perform for McGinn while on your knees?

The SEC was warned about the Madoff ponzi scheme for a decade but did nothing. And that, my friends, is how corrupt your government is.