Then Jesus pulled a rabbit out of his hat and sawed a lady in a box in half. And the audience was left wondering how far mankind could have come in two thousand years if not for this nonsense.
Peabrain @3
You're like the prisoner in jail who is always cynical and stays in his cell, cracking jokes and mumbling to himself. Then one day you eventually find the readings of Jesus Christ or Malcolm X, and start building birdhouses, helping out in the kitchen, occasionally showing a wholesome smile, etc.
@12: I don't think so. I suspect that they just let them rot. After all, they were demonic. The wasting food meme in the bible is getting old, don't you think?
Yeah. You worship an aging
pervert pushing the destruction of marriage and family, sexually indiscriminate behavior befitting a chimp or tomcat more than civilized human beings, and public vulgarity that in better times in this country would have meant jail time.
These folks admire a decent man trying to make the world a better place.
I'm not even catholic and that choice is still easy.
Too bad there isn't a parable involving pigs greedily porking at the public trough while shrilling about how those providing the contents aren't doing enough. Democrats would never need a clearer statement of their raison d'Γͺtre.
@23 Haha, that's funny because all the congresspeople that voted for keeping the NSA were Republicans feeding the most from the defense contractors trough. Oink, oink, nobody pigs out like Republicans.
And then a small herd of pigs rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned and ate up the large herd of pigs, and Jesus interpreted that as a sign that a year of famine would follow a year of plenty.
Whoops, got a little mixed up there.
Jesus: "What pigs *burp* would those be, son? Here, let me teach you to fish."
You're like the prisoner in jail who is always cynical and stays in his cell, cracking jokes and mumbling to himself. Then one day you eventually find the readings of Jesus Christ or Malcolm X, and start building birdhouses, helping out in the kitchen, occasionally showing a wholesome smile, etc.
Not to be taken literally, this is a fairy tale.
Ah, a question for the ages, to die by drowning or a stabbing.
"The people taking care of the pigs ran to the town and told everything, especially what had happened to the two men."
> "This asshole starts yelling at these two strangers and scares my pigs so much that they jumped off a cliff and drowned in a river."
"Everyone in town came out to meet Jesus. When they saw him, they begged him to leave their part of the country."
> "You are banished for killing that poor man's pigs. Don't come past here again if you value your life."
And as he left, they muttered "Christ, what an asshole".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi5qXSRHr…
@20
Yeah. You worship an aging
pervert pushing the destruction of marriage and family, sexually indiscriminate behavior befitting a chimp or tomcat more than civilized human beings, and public vulgarity that in better times in this country would have meant jail time.
These folks admire a decent man trying to make the world a better place.
I'm not even catholic and that choice is still easy.
Maybe.
Too bad there isn't a parable involving pigs greedily porking at the public trough while shrilling about how those providing the contents aren't doing enough. Democrats would never need a clearer statement of their raison d'Γͺtre.
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2013/roll412.…
Whoops, got a little mixed up there.
That's okay, Seattleblues has enough judgment for everyone.