So she wouldn't let Stephen Hawking get married.

(Also, I will not think about Stephen Hawking having sex. I will not think about Stephen Hawking having sex. I will not think about Stephen Hawking having sex.)

It hardly needs to be stated that she doesn't give a shit about face-to-face sex, and that she's simply being a bigot, but it seems interesting that the way she presents her conditions, at least in the translation, makes it pretty clear that she's just looking for any ol' example that she thinks straight couples can do that same-sex couples can't.

You can imagine that if she had even less imagination, she could just as readily have said that marriage should only occur between couples where exactly one of the two partners has pierced ears, which in her view would not occur between homosexual partners.

However, it is legal to have sex with a 12 year old in Mexico.

Well at least in Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco Provence, home of the blue agave, and the only true source of tequila!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_con…

And also, heterosexual couples often have sex not facing each other!

The mental gymnastics people will go through @_@

Do blindfolds count in this exercise?

Wow. I'm a gay man, and therefore have not spent a lot of time thinking about lesbian sex. Can I assume they never look at each other's asses until they get up from bed? I suppose I could, except that seems really fucking stupid. And even if that was the case, when did sexual positions start arranging themselves in a marital hierarchy?

@1: You BASTARD!

#1, 7

cf. The Demon Seed

If you are athletic and not overweight you can switch between facing and not facing without breaking penetration.

This is an argument against blind marriage, not gay marriage. What an ignorant mojon, she is...

And before anyone jumps to correct me, I did not accidentally misspell "moron," I intended to call her a mojón.

I can fuck chicks in the ass and face them. One of my favorites actually.

My ex boyfriend had some straight friends over at his place and when they turned on the TV (oops!) he had a gay porn DVD on pause filling the screen: two guys fucking in the missionary position. His friends admitted they were surprised to learn that men can fuck that way.

Sorry if this is TMI, but in the interest of reducing ignorance I will state for the record that missionary position is my favorite fucking position, because I like to make face-to-face eye contact with my man. Señora Ortiz can shut the fuck up.

It's no wonder the PAN lost the last national elections...

Puebla is generally considered one of the most conservative states. They even sided with the Spanish during the independence war.

But let's not forget the former governor of Jalisco's comment from a few years ago, when he was in office, to the effect that for him, marriage is between a man and a woman (12 years or older, as no 3 pointed out), because "al otro ne le he perdido el asquito" ("the other type still disgusts me a bit").

Luckily, there's Mexico City, with gay marriage, abortion, and probably soon legalized marijuana.

To clarify my last sentence @ 14: "gay" only qualifies "marriage", not "abortion" or "legalized marijuana". These last two are for everyone. And I should have written "gay marriage and adoption".

ignorante.
mal educada.

Why are anti-gay straight people always the most obsessed with the mechanics of gay sex?

PAN -- racing the Tea Party to the top of the stupidity ladder, one rung at a time.

The same logic that brings us the always trotted out canard about round holes and square pegs and parts not fitting yadda yadda yadda....

Bigotry is Ignorance's first born.

@17. Maybe those anti-gay straight people ain't so straight?

Gay women can also have sex facing each other. It takes more work and/or toys, but it happens all the time.

"THAT was a big surprise"?

Hal Sparks being straight is my big surprise for the day.

So I guess she just accidentally endorsed gay marriage. Thanks Ana Maria Jiménez Ortiz for your ignorant support.

Damnit, I knew there'd be unforeseen consequences for that reverse cowgirl.