Loved that last paragraph! Seriously cracked me up.

This post deserves a standing ovation. Here's to you, Cienna.

"...replace Bruce Ramsey with a masturbating monkey."

Didn't they already?

What @4 said

What is this "Seattle Times" of which you speak? My fish comes wrapped in plastic & clean white thick paper.

As someone who pays property tax through my landlord, I would rather risk having a bit of my tax money fund a candidate I might not like (as well as one I hopefully do) than be stuck with a slate of candidates who have all peddled their ass, one way or another, to the rich in order to be viable. However, I do completely understand why the Seattle Times might side with the ass-peddlers.

That headline made me hide in my house for three days.

Great takedown. Great outrage. Great imagery. Bra-fucking-vo.

I learned early on that the use of "clearly" in an attempt to persuade others doesn't work, because if your point were "clear," then you wouldn't need to be making it. Might I suggest the same applies to "fuck." If you use "fuck" in a post so many times that it becomes distracting, you've passed the point of persuasion and entered into the world of electronic tagging/venting. Meaning, most rational folks have lost any interest in what you say and just find you annoying.

'A snake eating it's own asshole' is clearly brilliant. Go Cienna!