I've decided to make sure one gets submitted next year with a Tom-Hardy-portrays-Elton-John theme. Of course, this from a man who has bought tickets to the festival but never once dared go.

I will pay TWENTY DOLLARS for anyone who secretly films these and sends me the DVD(s)... Yes, you read it right... TWENTY DOLLARS!!!

I started to read these and thought wait, really? not knowing the synopses is much better - spoiler alerts all around...

@3 I like this so I can remember which one(s) to vote for at the end.

Last year, I couldn't remember which ones were which. Some were obvious (Crutch, the salad one and the CBT video, for instance, had obvious names) but some I just couldn't remember at that moment. This will be handy when it comes to voting.

Thanks, David.

Flash cotton, not flash paper. Also, second @3: I think I like not having the spoilers, just the titles.

@2 - Only $20? The tickets cost $23. You're going to have to submit a FAR better deal to entice some fool to have their camera smashed by the staff, including a default camera-replacement offer. Might I suggest starting at $2000?

Also, yes, I know you are joking.

@6 What! Outrageous! I'm willing to pay top (20) dollar and you say not enough??

Fine. How about $40 and you only have to watch them all, fly to where I live and act them out for me at my leisure?

What the hell is it with porn and multiple creative spellings of "Amateur"

Another event that I keep telling myself I'll go to next time... next time. Just can't do it now.

I'm still not sure if I might try catching it up in Bellingham during a visit to the in-laws (yes, we have an awesome relationship and they're very sex-positive), or if that might be a recipe for disaster.

Ahhh, trying to remember the name of the bands from Art Primo???? Any help Stranger Staff??