When I'm not thinking about me, I'm thinking about you thinking about me.
Thank you for thinking about me.
First, I'm so glad to talk about me to people who like talking about me as much as I like talking about me.
Secondly, I'm so sorry that you have been distracted by others from worshiping me as much as I worship me. I can barely imagine what such a distraction from always thinking about me must be like.
Finally, it's all about me. Please don't trouble yourself to serve me so much - 23 out of 24 hours is quite enough. Yes, your worship of me is understandable as I am the greatest person that anyone could ever know...second only to the Big G...yep. that's me.
Oh, if you want to read some stuff that's totally boring and not about glorious me, I'll put a link somewhere.
Just look at me. I'm so great. But, I'm so humble.
"Do the right thing" - confess and ask for forgiveness
"In the right way" - with complete honesty
"With the right heart" - with complete disclosure and with no rhetorical shading diluting the truth.
"This takes time" - This takes no time. Conniving, shading and obfuscating take time.
"A full statement on the matter from my publisher and me is posted online" - I have covered my ass legally so don't worry your pretty little heads about all the silly little details.
Mark is obviously targeted because he's so often a target... and maybe an easy one.
But this time, most of the critics are reaching for something that they want to appear obvious... that within this issue, Mark is so obviously diabolical in the matter. Probably not... Booo to the cheap shots this time. Boring.
I see what you did there.
Because that's what Jesus would do.
Now, where have we heard that before?
This letter is for those who agree with me.
When I'm not thinking about me, I'm thinking about you thinking about me.
Thank you for thinking about me.
First, I'm so glad to talk about me to people who like talking about me as much as I like talking about me.
Secondly, I'm so sorry that you have been distracted by others from worshiping me as much as I worship me. I can barely imagine what such a distraction from always thinking about me must be like.
Finally, it's all about me. Please don't trouble yourself to serve me so much - 23 out of 24 hours is quite enough. Yes, your worship of me is understandable as I am the greatest person that anyone could ever know...second only to the Big G...yep. that's me.
Oh, if you want to read some stuff that's totally boring and not about glorious me, I'll put a link somewhere.
Just look at me. I'm so great. But, I'm so humble.
Signed,
Me, Me, Me
"In the right way" - with complete honesty
"With the right heart" - with complete disclosure and with no rhetorical shading diluting the truth.
"This takes time" - This takes no time. Conniving, shading and obfuscating take time.
"A full statement on the matter from my publisher and me is posted online" - I have covered my ass legally so don't worry your pretty little heads about all the silly little details.
But this time, most of the critics are reaching for something that they want to appear obvious... that within this issue, Mark is so obviously diabolical in the matter. Probably not... Booo to the cheap shots this time. Boring.