This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin, your momma keeps a picture of it taped to her bathroom wall above the scale as her thinspiration. "Someday," she says to herself, touching the photo of the unrealistically thin periodical, "Someday I'll be pretty."

This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin, its parents sent it to therapy because of its eating disorder. It's making some real progress.

This week's issue of the Stranger is so thin that Karen Carpenter thinks it has a problem.

This week's issue of the Stranger is so thin that Goldy is using it as a pretext to praise Kshama Sawant (or criticize Murray, whatever)

This weeks' issue of the Stranger is so thin that it makes the book Intelligent Things John Bailo has Said look like War and Peace

This weeks' issue of The Stranger is so thin you can't even use it for toilet paper, the print edition's primary use.

This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin that the fat guy in Monty Python's Meaning of Life ate it after dinner and was fine.

"This weeks' issue of the Stranger is so thin that it makes the book Intelligent Things John Bailo has Said look like War and Peace."

Hahahahahaha. I like that one.

This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin, it had to post a diatribe about how thinshaming is just as bad as fatshaming and we should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Re: this week's cover,

Oo! Oo! Do this one next!

(More.)

This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin, it advertises "up to 40% greater pleasure" for both partners, but there is an increased risk of tearing.

@6
Nice links.
I sense disturbing trends in nearly all the advertisements of today. Maybe it will take me 30 or more years to be able to laugh about it.

This week's issue of The Stranger is so thin, it is used by professional assassins as razor wire.

@10 - Maybe around the time this week's issue of The Stranger eats a sandwich!