Dan,

I'M GOING TO GET HATE FOR THIS BUT YOU UTERUS-BEARER-PRIVILEGED NECKBEARD!!!!!! you should stop fucking abusing furry-type personalities you intolerant basement dweller! YOU SHOULD STOP FUCKING STARE-RAPING INTERSEXUAL-IDENTIFYING PEOPLE!!!!!!! exotification is so annoying you oppressive creep!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU CISCENTRIC RAPE-APOLOGIST!!

Love,
Luke

CHECK YOUR CISHET PRIVILEGE, YOU DANDYAMOROUS-SEXUALIZING, UTERUS-BEARER-OVERPRIVILEGED KYRIARCHIST

GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC, YOU RACIST DEMIROMANTIC-SEXUALIZING, UTERUS-BEARER-NORMATIVE PEDOPHILE

HAVE A GREAT DAY AT WORK, YOUR BOSS REALLY RESPECTS YOU.

"Cishet" needs a hyphen. It should be pronounced "Ciss Het," rhyming with "Piss wet" not "Cishet" ryhyming with "Swish it."

I trust Dr. Awesome, Pol Pot, and other hotheads won't rely on this utility, and instead reply to me with their own genuine cussing.

I WISH I COULD DO THIS AT WORK, BUT THE SITE DOES NOT FUNCTION HERE IT LOOKS LIKE FUN!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

@6: PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU WHITE MALE CIS-PRIVILEGED NAZI GRASSFUCKER!

(I kid Mr. Drop, but you set that one up on a tee. Genuine insults only come after people say stupid things. So stop while you are ahead.)

KILL YOURSELF, YOU WHITE-ELITIST MISOGYNIST

Best Wishes,
nocutename

And with Tumblr Grammar:
~~~~*KILL URSELF, U HETERO-NORMATIVE TERF *~~~~

I love it. TYVM.

im GOING TO GET HATE FOR THIS BUT (⊙_◎) why the fuck do u feel the need to sexualize..panspecies-type ppl????? ~*why the fuck do u feel the need to harass omniethnic-identifying personalities u oppressive scum????????*~ ~~~~STOP OFFENDING ME U IGNORANT SUBHUMAN!!~~~~ to summarize: LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE YOU SCUM!

GO DROWN IN YOUR OWN PISS, YOU SEXIST CIS-NORMATIVE BIGOT!

@6 Yes, I learned to cuss long before you were born, son, and I don't need an app or website or whatever you kids are using these days to come up with cusswords.

And you have a nice day now.

Wish I'd had this in grad school.

On the one hand, I love this because it exposes the amount of thoughtless buzzword keyboard ejaculation that is the sum total of the work tumblr feminists have contributed to the movement. On the other hand, I hate this because a lot of the terms used to mock actually mean something to those who know what the fuck they're doing.

In short, I should really just get off the internet entirely. Yep, that's a good idea.

I don't know how to curse in Tumblr Fem. I'll stick with: fuck off, asshole.