Maybe way off base but isn't JLD's family super-wealthy (not that that makes her less than fabulous)? Any relationship to the company that operates our grain terminal? Google it my fucking self you say? Do you have any idea who I am? Time is money and it's nearly noon and I've not even had time to masturbate and walk the dog, yes simultaneously, because money is time. And by that I mean happy birthday JLD.

I remember the one photo from that 1982 Potomac crash like it was yesterday. I also remember holding the dying James Joyce in my arms as he took his last breath. Julia Louise Dreyfus, I don't know, she wears those tight pants on New Christine show. I mean, I guess she has an attractive butt, though for some reason, it's a turn-off, does nothing for me. Can you ask Expert Dan Savage to tell me how to think about this? Thanks.

The Farewell Symphony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incredibly stupid. It's like we're making naughty sex even naughtier.

Just curious: Did the Stranger pay Shutterstock for the use of that image?

@5: Did you pay Shutterstock for the use of the word "Shutterstock"? Just curious.

Good thing bigyaz is on top of things. You should hire him/her to your legal department.

Elaine Benes was one of my few lady crushes as well...still is.

I love the e-cigarette and refusing to join Witherspoon's selfie. I love Amy Poehler, but I was surprised she won for Parks and Recreation. I thought Girls would sweep, but maybe it doesn't play well outside the US (or maybe even inside for more than a select audience).

I WANT THOSE EARRINGS.

Isn't she wonderful? And @1, yes! Her extended family is tycoons upon tycoons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Dreyf…

She's hilarious, but not hot. No one on Seinfeld or Friends was remotely hot (aside from a few shots of Aniston's nipples).

Now, Modern Family's Sofia Vergara -- now SHE'S hot. Hott. Hottest. And I don't even like the show that much, but I would pay money to have her abuse me. (So's Sarah Hyland, hott that is. Yes, I am a pervert.)

Apparently everyone here is just fine with reproducing copyrighted material on a commercial site without paying for it. Good to know.

Sarah Hyland? Wow, that is creepy. I thought Paula Patton was hot, but not enough for Robin Thicke apparently.

Sarah Hyland has the face of a preschooler on the body of a Colombian pornstar. Not that there's anything wrong about that.