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Justin Bieber is a piece of shit and deserves to be drowned in bucket of water, but deputies coming in on a totally unrelated charge and poking around and finding drugs on an unrelated third party and arresting him is some bullshit. I don't care what kind of a twerp Lil Za is, he's being fucked here.
2
Keyshawn Johnson coming to your door to lecture you on the dangers of driving recklessly is the most awesome After School Special shit I've ever heard of happening in real life. Bieber's even more of an idiot than I'd imagined that for not letting that play out.
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@2, I'm with you. The Keyshawn bit is the takeaway here.
4
@1

Get a life.
5
Update: police still haven't found any fucks I give.
6
@4, drink my piss.
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6

not after you've bathed in it....

did you girls see Danny on CNN tonite?!

Slog should be proud.

a panel with three gay guys and Our Little Danny was clearly the gayest. even without the godawful jacket. seriously, burning is too good for it.

and Danny managed not to fantasize on air about raping Rick Santorum.
at least not out loud.
or killing all republicans.
and there was no hardware licking, at least not on camera.

although we must admit Danny's advice about fucking before valentines dinner seemed very shallow after Frank Bruni told a heart warming story about an old gay dead ex-marine's honorable discharge. but Danny was wearing really loud sneakers so his story was good for the image he was pushing.

all in all we give it a 7.

on a scale of 100.
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I had to do some checking after reading the article earlier, to make sure this wasn't a parody piece. I mean, egg throwing? How the fuck does that create 20k in damages? Were they targeting some uber-expensive but incredibly delicate lawn furniture? Why don't they try to rely on the kindness of strangers once in a while.

But I guess it's a legit story. I suppose the only difference between cops issuing a search warrant for drugs on an egg-throwing rap against someone famous and against any other house in the country is that this time the cops didn't kill anyone. The article mentions how glad they showed up w/ 12 heavily-armed trained men with bullet-proof jackets, because there were at least 8 people in the house. Imagine if there had a been a dog, too!
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So did the cops find any eggs in Bieber's refrigerator? WTF did they expect to find - an ACME EGG LAUNCHER?
10
Lil... Za? Like, a small pizza?
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Sounds like a story fabricated to scare the youngsters away from traditional Halloween pranks... except it's January.

In my neighborhood, growing up, there really were egg wars on Halloween (I could never partake~) and the grownups always said 'an egg will take the paint off a car. You don't want to be stuck with the bill for that!"

Was that not a flimsy scare tactic??
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@8 apparently the egged house has external venetian plaster that was ruined. aside from being crazy tacky, it's also crazy expensive. biebs messed with the wrong rich white guy.
13
Yeah. I'm sure the coke wasn't Bieber's at all. Why on earth would the friend cover for something like that?

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