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1
Warm it in a microwave?
2
these dudes would be better advised to spend their time finding vacant apartments for the homeless.
3
Do we file this under "first world problems" or "really, you don't have anything worse to worry about?" or "get over it, crybaby"?
4
@2 @3 You're both posting these comments on the Savage Love letter of the day board ... are you competing for most ironic comment?
5
I'm with 2&3. I don't understand why this is a burning issue.
6
It's obviously not a "burning issue", guys. It's a question someone emailed to Dan, and he's answered much more inconsequential ones. If you wanna say it's weird and it grosses you out, just *say* that. Don't hide behind "they must have better things to do!" Just say you're pearl-clutching.
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@6 Perhaps I am pearl-necklace-clutching myself, but I just can't see going to the trouble of freezing jizz without making icecube tray tooth pick popsicles.
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@4:Exactly. If they gave a shit, they'd be maximizing their time on this earth doing good. Instead they'd rather be sanctimonious and toxic.

@5: Eh, what's wrong with bettering their sex life? You could always not read a thread about drinking come if you don't want to read a thread about drinking come.
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@7: Lolllllllllllll.
10
"Viola"? Ugh.
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@10 This SLLOTD comes with too much sex and violins.
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@5, no, it's a freezing issue.
Ha ha. Ick.
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@8: you're right. i thought i was having some meta fun, but i was being toxic.

it doesn't particularly gross me out; i'm frankly amazed that someone would go to the lengths of freezing semen for consumption later. hat tip to their freak flag flying.
14
a RadFem once told me a man eating his own cum was misogynist.
15
Dan,

I seem to recall that the 'freezing it' solution was actually your advice to someone a few years back. Do I remember right?
16
Okay, I'm logging out for this.

If you're flying solo, first, be hungry (maybe skip dinner). Pre-scoop some of your favorite ice cream (Jamoca Almond Fudge, for example) and put the dish back in the freezer. Shake your Reddi-Wip container until you think it's thoroughly ready, then retrieve ice cream and deliver squirts of topping. They'll freeze on contact, becoming (heh) slightly chewy. For some reason that makes them more palatable. Or maybe it's all the ice cream underneath.

Anyhow, that's how I got over the hump.
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@14, a RadFem once told me a man (fill in the blank) was misogynist.

eating his own cum

not eating his own cum

awake

asleep

existing

I do not think misogynist means what RadFems think misogynist means.

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@13,
i'm frankly amazed that someone would go to the lengths of freezing semen for consumption later.
Freezing semen hardly wins the gold in the "going to insane lengths to fulfill a fantasy" category. Hell, it doesn't even place. People could work a full time job trying to accomplish some of the stuff I've seen written in Dan's columns at times.
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@18: They really must wake up very early in the morning to set up some of the things we've seen discussed here.
20
First of all: There is a well-known post-orgasmic shame-wave than many men, and some women, experience; and the cream-pie thing is just one example. A huge wave of horniness temporarily suppresses one's inner moralizing judgments... until orgasm. Then one discovers one just came in a tranny's mouth, or on the cinema floor, whatever, and flees. I'd even say it's a good sign of progress on the path of one's sexual liberation: To see that this shame lessens, becomes manageable, and finally passes with time. Until one is free, it's a help to be ready, to know the shame is coming and where it comes from; and when it arrives, to recognize it and say hello.

On the other hand, freezing sperm to eat later is just inherently weird and disgusting.
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@20 I find your judgmental attitude towards other people's kinks and your casually transphobic comments to be wonderfully refreshing.
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@15 I think you're right, yeah.
23
Did anyone else get the (completely thematically inappropriate) Madonna song stuck in their head because of the title?

@20 My boyfriend comes in my tranny mouth frequently and I don't think he's once run out of the room afterward. Oh well, there's always next time.
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@21 Exactly. Is FAW just another repressed religious type ?
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You know, I just don't see this as a problem like some people do. To me, they have an idea situation. The man has an idea that turns him on while he's fucking a girl. They can talk all about how he's going to eat his come right out of her. The idea makes his dick hard. The fact that he doesn't do it after they're done is sort of immaterial.

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