Well, I Rub My Wormie at long last explains this (goes with Anna's foregoing post about RNC PR BS).
Priebus rejected the idea that Republicans are waging a war on women.
“If the Democrats said we had a war on caterpillars and every mainstream media outlet talked about the fact that Republicans have a war on caterpillars, then we’d have problems with caterpillars,” Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus said in an interview on Bloomberg Television’s “Political Capital with Al Hunt” airing this weekend. “It’s a fiction.”
I'm torn between the scorpion and the steampunk. Scorpion wins for pure, immediate horror factor, but doubtful it'll do long term damage. Steampunk wins for the potential to pretty much destroy my lady bits if something goes wrong.
Yeah, the "Steampunk" one is the worst. No way should a vibrator flirt with the possibility -however ostensibly remote- of serious pain and agony in the fertile triangle or bum-zone areas.
The Scorpion, while visually "terrifying" could easily be used very effectively in several different S/M scenes... mwah ha ha haaaa!
The scorpion one just looks terrifying and creepy. No thank you.
The steampunk one looked fine at first glance. And then I read it worked on real steam!!! I don't want anything that hot near any sensitive parts. Yikes!
Hey, if we're going to start using power tools, we might as well start with pneumatic needle scalers. Just make sure you cover anything you want to be stimulated with padded leather.
I have two candidates for your terrorizing pleasure:
1. The Rock Box.Demonstration video. Built like a power tool (not in a good way), this thing will gyrate your bits at 5000 rpm. Plus, it comes with separate attachments for Her (a pink disembodied tongue) and His (a black...ridgy...thing?) pleasure. Unfortunately, it's been discontinued. Surprise surprise.
2. Jopen Intensity. It's a dual stimulation (rabbit style) inflatable vibrator that...shocks your vagina? Oh hell, just read thesereviews. (Second link nsfw.)
Note that both of these items cost 200-300 dollars, when they were available. *shudder*
Yeah, the "Steampunk" one is the worst. No way should a vibrator flirt with the possibility -however ostensibly remote- of serious pain and agony in the fertile triangle or bum-zone areas.
The Scorpion, while visually "terrifying" could easily be used very effectively in several different S/M scenes... mwah ha ha haaaa!
The scorpion one just looks terrifying and creepy. No thank you.
The steampunk one looked fine at first glance. And then I read it worked on real steam!!! I don't want anything that hot near any sensitive parts. Yikes!
That is all.
"Sans préservatif, c'est avec le sida que vous faîtes l'amour. Protégez-vous."
1. The Rock Box. Demonstration video. Built like a power tool (not in a good way), this thing will gyrate your bits at 5000 rpm. Plus, it comes with separate attachments for Her (a pink disembodied tongue) and His (a black...ridgy...thing?) pleasure. Unfortunately, it's been discontinued. Surprise surprise.
2. Jopen Intensity. It's a dual stimulation (rabbit style) inflatable vibrator that...shocks your vagina? Oh hell, just read these reviews. (Second link nsfw.)
Note that both of these items cost 200-300 dollars, when they were available. *shudder*