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Since these parent of the year contenders have already talked to their son about this, I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that the first (or 10th) shipment is already in the mail. My advice would be to 1. STOP IT. 2. Destroy the hard drive on your computer NOW. 3. Brush up on what sorts of legal aid are available in your area and keep a few numbers handy.
This is just the kind of thing a 14 yr. old boy would love bragging to his buddies about and word gets around really fast these days. Social media and all, you know? Also, start thinking about who you want your son to live with after you and mom are in shackles.

One of the weirder letters I've seen in a while...

WTF. How did that even sound like a vaguely good idea for even...at all‽

LW, before you even consider--for a nanosecond--making money by sexualizing your under-aged son, you should already be putting yourself out on the street corner with a sign: Will suck dick for dollars.

And then--before you even open your mouth--you should discard the idea permanently, and meditate deeply on what a deficient person and unfit father you are.

It is really the only decent thing to do.

It takes a mother and father...

Why aren't you selling your dear wife's panties to the internet pervs? There are quite a few panty sniffers who like that sort of thing and being an adult she can actually consent to such an act.
Also, less time in jail.
And finally, gross.

Oh, I remember this one. I wonder how they're doing, if their finances are in a better place, if he's in jail, if the kid is a 16yo prostitute...

o_O

Sell your OWN damn tighty-whities, dude, or have your wife sell hers.

Even thinking for a second that might be a good idea --LET ALONE telling your 14-yo son about it-- is so far out of line that I can't even come up with a good metaphor.

Go sell drugs or something else respectable like that.

I'm never one to pass moral judgment on others. Except when it is so obviously deserved.

WTF is wrong with this guy?! Who cares if it's illegal. It's just fucking wrong!

Jesus christ, this one didn't deserve more than a 1 sentence response.

I suspect it is fake.

The sex work industry doesn't deserve this couple.

@1

Yes, that pretty much sums up my feelings too.

14-year-old kid: if you are reading this, move to your grandparents' house, or your aunt or uncle's house, or really anywhere. Don't stay with your parents.

And, letter-writer, I think that maybe the reason you're unemployed is that you're unemployable as a result of being completely nuts.

Hey everybody, this letter was originally published 3 years ago (Dan's apparently on vacation. AGAIN), so chill out. You should be giving this guy advice like "pick out the biggest guy in your cell block and attack him --that will earn you some respect -- . . . and tell everybody you're in for murder, not for selling your (now 17 year old) son's sweats."

@1 Sometimes no means yes.

I'm not into the sweat-soaked garments thing at all (give me someone fresh out of the shower any day!) but I'm guessing that for those who do, only a tiny minority would want those of a 14-year-old. I'd guess it's more of a college jock kind of fantasy.

You'd make a lot more money if your kid was a chick.

What the fuck is wrong with you and your wife that you even considered this, LW.

Have him get a paper route instead, geeze.

Faaaaaaake!

Lame, even I remember this original letter, post your whole inbox Dan. I'll read it.

They should think of prostituting themselves before prostituting the kid. But they don't.

What else have they asked the kid to do, just for mom and dad ?

When I read these reruns, especially the really bizarre ones like this, I wonder what became of those people.

Are we polling this one? Because I vote with Fnarf.