@3, you're lucky. Some asshole snagged @fnarf just to piss me off, and it's still there all these years later. Very tiresome (for those approximately three minutes a year I think about Twitter).
"Waiting for Mo to take us to Seward Park, just finished a bottle of wine between us." at 12:25pm on a weekend in 2008. Ah, the halcyon days of Original Monique and the old Slog crowd and the joys of day-drinking before we were parents.
Drunk of the Week: Now with Twitter! And some dude in his underwear! http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…
Yeah, that sounds like me.
"Listening to Fiona Apple."
It didn't get much better from there.