Don't let any youth pastor old enough to legally drink near your youths. Jeezus 53 year old youth pastor?

@1: it happened "in the 1990s", 20 years ago. he was early 30s?

dan, never ever stop this feature. it's the tits.

@2
exactly, great feature. i was critical of its overuse in the past, but now I realize that these little blurbs are written so much better than Dan's own writing.

Never trust a twentish female, who still dresses like a teen (did I just describe half of Seattle?):

Anna Areola-Hernandez Allegedly Lures Child Into Sex, Gives Him STD

Anna Areola-Hernandez, 23, was arrested Thursday and faces charges including sexual conduct with a minor, child molestation, unlawful age misrepresentation, and an adult posing as a minor for sexual conduct, according to AZ Family.

Court documents show that Areola-Hernandez had a six-month relationship with a 13-year-old boy she first met at a Phoenix mall. She allegedly told the teen that she was 15-years-old, and had sex with the child several times.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/21…

how the hell do you deal with your life if part of your job becomes trading child porn, regardless of the ends? yech...

@5: Soldiers sometimes have to kill people. Ditto cops. Sometimes distasteful things need to be done for the greater good.