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1
Jennifer Connelly brings Jennifer Connelly to the movie! What more do you need?
2
What?!! They put the animals in suspended animation? There could have been so many sequels and television cartoon spinoffs from conscious animals. Probably the worst movie marketing decision since M&Ms refused to let E.T. place its product.
3
I'm can't wait for Noah 2: Drunken Incest Orgy to hit the screens.
4
But he got penguins and polar bears onboard, right? And where can I get some of that spice? Did they name it? One assumes it was a special God-spice (wait, am I thinking of Dune instead?) and not something we can harvest locally.

It sounds like an extravaganza, and could be entertaining, but I'll wait until it's on late-night TV.
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omg, i didn't even know they were planning a sequel. Do you know anything more about than the title? I can't find anything on the internet.
6
Just watch The Mosquito Coast again.
7
you forgot to mention Ray Winstone as Tubal Cain - how does he come off smelling?

That name is making me want to hike the Tubal Cain trail in the Olympics.
8
How long before Jesus is cast as a Marvel superhero in rubber pants who is forced to battle demonic, alien invaders using a magical cross, an orb of thorns, and clever rhetoric or parables?

Someone get the Weinstein brothers on the phone.
9
Wake me up when somebody makes Not Wanted On The Voyage. Now THAT would get the fundies' panties in a bunch.
10
#3 was that part in the book version of this story? how 'bout a spoiler alert next time?
11
Noah the movie is meant to be 'The Lord of the Arks and the watchers' anything else is a mere joke.

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