"I HATE CHIMOS (child molesters?) Your All Going to Die soon now"

I'm not sure about the "soon now". The 'so' and the 'n_w' are pretty clear, though.

Yeah, "chimo" is social worker-speak for child molester.

did you know that people are just horrible? its true.

I think it's "I hate CMOS" with an ironic typo. Probably the work of AP scum.

Does anyone under the age of 40 use the word yuppie?

Yuppies fear not, it is raining now so this square box will be open to all soon enough.

I saw a young woman wearing a punky denim jacket with a stich-on of Johnny Cash giving the finger on the back of it go OUT OF HER WAY to avoid stepping in the No Yuppie Zone today, which confused me, I guess for a number of reasons.

@7,

I don't know her reasons, but I think I would instinctively avoid stepping on chalk on the sidewalk so I wouldn't smudge it.

This may date back to when I lived in residential neighborhoods where local kids would draw stuff on chalk on the pavement. I don't want to be mean and mess up some kid's drawing.

Yuppies? That's a 1980s throwback. I thought they all got married and moved to the eastside.

Chinos. The yuppie twill pants. The sidewalk chalker maybe doesn't know how to pronounce that.

@5: No, we generally just use the all-purpose 'douchebag'.

@11 - ahhh, like the all-encompassing "hipster" epithet. Has the internet diversified our affectations so greatly we've replaced our derisive nomenclature with catch-alls that essentially mean "anyone but people I like"? Also, does half of what I just typed sound like it's from an Evergreen course catalog?